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Waadigan si kale ah. Bal maxaa dadka naga duwan meesha keenay haddaad caadi tahay? Inleen ismaba ogid

Inaa xooga laga so.. faa'iidaystay baan iska fahmey.

LOL @ ismaba ogid. War intaad hadalka badan deyso waxaan ku iri, Xaliimo's are not as naive & innocent as they used to be back then ee is ilaali. That's free waano, ama qaado ama iska daa.

And no. There's a rumor that a young, hot lady wanted me to be her sugar-daddy for one night the other night but I didn't fall for it as I am crowned to be the new sheikh of my local masjid. Ka bax!

Niyow waxaan ku waydiye, riyadan aad ku jirtid goormaad ka kici? Filimaantan raqiiska ayaad doonaysa inaad iga dhadhicisid? Imika waxaa suuqa ka socda inamada wadaadaha baad maqashay, kolkaasaad sheekadan igu dul dhisaysa. War waan ku aqaana noocaada iyo waxaad tahay ba ee bal is hubso. Sheykh umaa dhowid.

Oo hadaa qofkaad internet-ka isku barataan oo aad yara kaftantaan every now then (yeah, some jokes were suggestive and such) taa micnaheedu ma in uu qof xun yahay baa? Alla maxaan kula yaabay!

War nin wadaada baan ahay, inan yaroo wadaadad ahna way ii doonan tahay ee hadalka badan daa waanadana qaado. Madax adeyg aad u dhalatay ayaad qabtaa ilayne.

Talo imaa haysid.

It's been a hot minute since qof aan cagta marayo It's been real though

Since qof aan hee? Didn't get that part.

Anyway, maxaa cusub? Been busy with study or what? Maalmahan sidaa uma soo gashid meeshee.

Plus, Slife (with .org) is back online ee ma booqatay weli? It's kinda dead & boring though. Once a site goes down it's down for good.

@Xamud

I thought the only pervert around was Twist

Nabeela wrote: @Xamud

I thought the only pervert around was Twist

Nabeela, am bored, at work, doing a shitty shift, I got reckless when she mentioned that she got a donk my weak point when it comes to girls....but am nowhere near Twist

I don't get why Men are obsessed with large behind, is not like they can do anything with it

So it's official, the most perverted person on this site is Twist

I don`t know Nabeela it`s just nice to look at and touch I guess....and who said that you cant do anything with it? there`s positions invented by booty lovers for booty lovers

Kind of like how a chick won`t go near a short guy or a guy that`s shorter than her, same goes for most Somali/Black men, they don`t like pancake behinds.


Twist is deff the most perverted dude on Somalinet....I blame it on him being older than us and being brought from Somalia to a more liberal western nation, it took it`s tool on him maskiinka

Pancakes have feelings too you know


Twist cawaa waa lu dhameeya, I better run away before he comes online..

Nabeela wrote:Pancakes have feelings too you know


Twist cawaa waa lu dhameeya, I better run away before he comes online..

Hey you can always eat more hiliib and laxoox, it goes straight to the backside I have been told.


Twist will be logging on shortly, he`s currently doing something perverted somewhere in Australia.

I'd rather have a wife who can hide her figure than tu futo weyn leh oo dhan kasta laga arki karo. walahi taasi waa dhib nimanka qaar ay qabaan

mcali wrote:I'd rather have a wife who can hide her figure than tu futo weyn leh oo dhan kasta laga arki karo. walahi taasi waa dhib nimanka qaar ay qabaan

but surely who wants a wife that is thin to the extent that if you hag her it feels like are hugging your self.

The_Patriot wrote:

mcali wrote:I'd rather have a wife who can hide her figure than tu futo weyn leh oo dhan kasta laga arki karo. walahi taasi waa dhib nimanka qaar ay qabaan

but surely who wants a wife that is thin to the extent that if you hag her it feels like are hugging your self.

a warm body is a warm body sxb. Just imagine niggas ever where looking at your future wifes butt saying damn. As she walks in a crowded mall like on black friday, her but brushing up of countless niggas. Nope thats not the wife for me. But if I may pose a question, why is it that all men i have met with darker skin color enjoy more well rounded women as opposed to all the white people I meet enjoying the flatter reared women?