Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

[Methylamine]

even if your married you can fart infront of your wife or husband. forexample me iam married actually sometimes i do big sound dhuuso like:- brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrr dhiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq infront of my beloved wife. after i do DHUUUSO my wife she says to me arooy meeha ka kud qandha xumoo calool kuusanee. ka dibna waa normal

rofl

I'm still dying at this

[hipsterrunoff]

Find your personality from your fart...

1-fart alone in the bathroom= introvert
2-fart silently= shy
3-fart silently and confess= honest
4-fart bit by bit= Romantic
5-like to smell others farts= social
6-fart and accuse others= rascal
7-fart loudly= leader
8-fart before girls= brave
9-fart before parents= democratic
10-fart while having diarrhea= reckless

which one is you Qaraxeey [/quo

I know which one I am.

Smile: istaqfurallah. That is not me.
Monday: A lady never tells.

[Thuganomics]

Naag dhuustey dhimatey

[Keyblade]

This thread should be renamed to brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrr dhiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq. That is all.

[HilaacHills]

This thread should be renamed to brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrr dhiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq. That is all.

Ilaahow ha nagu sallidin in aanu sariir dhexdeed ku dhex dhuusno. Amiin.

[qoraxeey]

[Basra-]

I really believe anyone who farts in front of other people needs to be prosecuted and get some jail time. I think Qora is sweet to confess she is human after all. She is allowed to fart in her OWN lonely presence. She is saying, at least--being single u can fart without someone hearing u. Good for her. As for me--I don't fart. I don't believe I ever heard my own fart. Maybe when I sleep, I don't know, but as long as I am awake and have my mental faculty---a fart is a fcuking NO NO NO~~!

[qoraxeey]

why do U have an avatar of Nicki Minaj





u like her music miyaaah

[qoraxeey]

i love Reading old threads

[BlackVelvet]

Comments are still funny even a year after

[AbtiiDoon]

women fart??????

[QaaliDumar]

^ Mayee, xagga danbee ka awdanyihiin

[AgentOfChaos]

women fart??????

^ Mayee, xagga danbee ka awdanyihiin

Best answer to a retarded question.