girl in Mogadishu:"we partying, my hair is out, we are free"

[Based]

Elder Colonel,



It seems like our friend Hutuking has indeed entered upon a covenant with the disbelievers.

I hereby declare on the authority of the Council of the Believers, Your imamhood has been stripped and your new title is Pastor Hutu son of John.

Mujahid grandpa Ibn Al Khalif,

How is it possible that the once respected and feared Imam Hutuking of Hiraab has turned into the Cardinal of the Ugandan Methodist Church?
There are reports that Cleric John Hutuking, first of his name, is planing to lead the Sunday mass at the Butunga Badabo Methodist Church located inside an AMISOM camp in Xamar.

Certainly the Imamate has been removed from Cleric John! I hereby declared my support for Mujahid grandpakhalif to be elected spiritual leader of the believers of snet. Imam granpa Ibn Khalif

Heil Awoowe!

Long may he reign!

[barakaboy10]

where are the stick-wielding skinny al shababs? those wild party girls need some lashings!

edeb qof u yeelo bey rabaan.

i am all for having fun but mixed-gender parties are foreign to our culture and strictly prohibited by our religion. therefore, it must not be done in public.

galbeedka ayey kusoo halaawey o kusoo wareereen marka waxey rabaan iney soomaaliya keenaan dhaqan xumadooda and anshax la'aanta

we say "no" to anything that contradicts the values and manners of islam.

Go and fuck yourself Fag if you want guus then go to Saudi Fagistan

what's your problem, mr wanna-be western? i don't use that kind of language but i know people like you won't last long in somalia these days. don't be fooled by this low-level, underground wild party in xamar cadde. it is still very dangerous and once the rule of law is established completely through out the country, a new morality police will be instituted and such parties will be strictly banned as the new constitution is based on sharia law. so don't get so excited my friend!!! if i were you, i wouldn't let go my government-subsidised apartment/home and also risk losing my welfare checks. furthermore, if you want mixed-gender wild parties and do not want to lose your "civilised" life, i would say, stay
away from somalia.

a brotherly suggestion!