The blind date

[0sman]

Jasmine is a 25-year-old spinster in London who might be termed as an idea machine. She is creative, an optimist who looks at everything in life as an opportunity. She is very creative and find unique ways to be provocative. She is not only smart but also quizzical. She questions everything including social cultural norms which makers her a strategic thinker.

Tuushi is a 28 year spinister who lived in Toronto. She is not only beautiful but also appealing. She is such a gorgeous woman that her perfection is admired by both men and women. The men dream about dating her for her beauty while the women dream about looking like her to be desired.

Awoowe Jasmine & Tushi dhulkaad la gashay ee waa sidee? Be careful, mar dhow ciidanka Araweelo ayaa weerar kugu soo qaadi doona.

[BlackVelvet]

[Lamagoodle]

Osman, xaal ayaan bixiyey. I don't want to risk the wrath of Jasmine and Tuushi. They can organise the Xaawaleey brigade and attack me beyond repair. I realised that not only am I physically old but also my command of the English language is old as well. I am old school English user; spinister= gashaanto; in the old days, in England unmarried women under 14 (marriage age was 13) used to spin and thus the name Spinister.

I did a similar mistake at an event a few months ago, when I called the daughter of the Lady of the house a Page.

P.s. Tuushi and I coming. We might as well take Jasmine with us to your neck of the wood to sort my lapse of judgement

[0sman]

Jaalle, the always diplomat.

Ina adeer, Jasmine waa islaan kulul oo leh dhamaan astaamaha iyo dabeecadaha habartii rag cunka ahayd ee Caraweelo ee maad Tushi kaliya soo kaxaysid oo Jasmine iska daysid? Yacnii naftedaan u baqan ninyow.

[Lamagoodle]

Jaalle, the always diplomat.

Ina adeer, Jasmine waa islaan kulul oo leh dhamaan astaamaha iyo dabeecadaha habartii rag cunka ahayd ee Caraweelo ee maad Tushi kaliya soo kaxaysid oo Jasmine iska daysid? Yacnii naftedaan u baqan ninyow.

Jasmine is needed saaxib. Waxaa loo baahanyahay qof yac na dhaha. Tame us with words such as Adeer.

[0sman]

Jaalle, the always diplomat.

Ina adeer, Jasmine waa islaan kulul oo leh dhamaan astaamaha iyo dabeecadaha habartii rag cunka ahayd ee Caraweelo ee maad Tushi kaliya soo kaxaysid oo Jasmine iska daysid? Yacnii naftedaan u baqan ninyow.

Jasmine is needed saaxib. Waxaa loo baahanyahay qof yac na dhaha. Tame us with words such as Adeer.

I am sure she won't hesitate to throw jibes at us when convenient.

[Lamagoodle]

Osman, she is not the "aboowe macaane" kind of lady. She will not even say "walaalo, "huuno" iskaba daa... if she is kind enough, she will say "waryaa" but trust me she will invoke "adeer" everytime we near the line

[0sman]

I blame the Mudug blood running through her veins. Kulla fidna cinda geel from that. Hadday originally from Jubbooyinka, Shabeelooyinka, Bay or Banaadir ka soo jeedi lahayd goor horaa madaxeeda majjo loo rogi lahaa. Lucky her, she escaped due to her lucky stars.

[Lamagoodle]

Osman,

Mudug iyo iyada kala fog saaxib. She does not have the classical signs of the "suuro" nor the "nijis" " doofaar doofaar dhalay" character.

She is Germaine Greer of the 21st century.



Tuush; maxaad ku tilmaami lahayd?

Tuushi and I coming. Beerey ayaan ku dheeleeynaa banaanka gurigaaga

[0sman]

She may not have the real, good old Mudug character but she indeed has the DNA in her bloody. Madax adayg hadduu jiro ayadaa keentay.

Man, I think you're trapping me. It seems I am digging my own grave with my hands. Horraa xarashyo badan la iigu haya ee yaanan liiska geerida fully la iigu darin ee baxar hay gelinin, awoowe.


And Tush, I know her now (on the net, I mean lol ) good 5 - 6 years and still I can't figure her out. There's something mysterious about her, sxb. If you are up for a mutual exchange of info I am readr.

[Lamagoodle]

She may not have the real, good old Mudug character but she indeed has the DNA in her bloody. Madax adayg hadduu jiro ayadaa keentay.

Man, I think you're trapping me. It seems I am digging my own grave with my hands. Horraa xarashyo badan la iigu haya ee yaanan liiska geerida fully la iigu darin ee baxar hay gelinin, awoowe.


And Tush, I know her now (on the net, I mean lol ) good 5 - 6 years and still I can't figure her out. There's something mysterious about her, sxb. If you are up for a mutual exchange of info I am readr.

I thought you should have understood how I was careful. Fuli

Are you saying she is Kakanoos? You said that. Aniga alageey ala

Tuushi, waa laguu yaqaan. Waa khalifad sharaf leh markaan ogaa laakin yaa og?;dhurwaaga kan ugu aamusan ayaa u daran; BOOM

[0sman]

Are you saying she is Kakanoos? You said that. Aniga alageey ala

I knew you were setting me up, sxb. Jas, read between the lines, girl.

Tuushi, waa laguu yaqaan. Waa khalifad sharaf leh markaan ogaa laakin yaa og?; dhurwaaga kan aamusan ayaa ugu daran : BOOM

Let me see how Tush will respond to that. Since you set me up for Jaz this is a payback, awoowe.

[Lamagoodle]

Are you saying she is Kakanoos? You said that. Aniga alageey ala

I knew you were setting me up, sxb. Jas, read between the lines, girl.

Tuushi, waa laguu yaqaan. Waa khalifad sharaf leh markaan ogaa laakin yaa og?; dhurwaaga kan aamusan ayaa ugu daran : BOOM

Let me see how Tush will respond to that. Since you set me up for Jaz this is a payback, awoowe.

I meant, I meant, mmm.. mmmm.... she is quite nowadays. Baashaalkeeda beryahan uma bogin. mmmm---

Bad baan galnay saaxib. We need damage control strategy

[0sman]

Wait a minute: that sentence "dhurwaaga kan aamusan ayaa ugu daran" was with Tushi's part so how did it end up there right next to Jas'?

I see someone is using his mod magic.

[Lamagoodle]

Wait a minute: that sentence "dhurwaaga kan aamusan ayaa ugu daran" was with Tushi's part so how did it end up there right next to Jas'?

I see someone is using his mod magic.

Qalqal ayaa i galay. Cabsi ayaa ila soo deristay. Waxaan is hor keenay anigoo xaawaleeydu i bursaneeyso. Waxan iri wax bedel laakin ceebaa iga raacday.

Odeygoo saalimoowgiisa iska wato ayaan ahay marka waan cabsaday.

The last time, I had a fight with Xaawaleey was in a market place; a scene; war i fur. Marasho iyo masaruuf kaama rabe..

Fuli aan ahay...

P.s. I wanted to edit my post but I saw that you already quoted me.