Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 4:46 pm

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maanshallaSusu000 wrote:War adiga ma waalaantahay? Dharka uma xiri laakin waan u diyaariyaa..raxmad ayaa la dhahaasalool wrote:Nin weyn oo dharka loo xidhayo waa i kow...laakin good luck dear.
Waa adiga hawel ku taala.
Susu000 wrote:
Listen, who is more honest to you than someone who wants you to be your best self?
I start my mornings by making breakfast and making sure coffee is ready by the time he's out the shower.
I then help him get him self together, bag, clothes ( I even make sure he's never out of shoe polish)
I put his lunchbox in his bag otherwise he will forget it in the fridge.
When I come home from work. I cook and clean and have a friendly chat with him when he comes home.
I tell him he's the best man ever and his enemies are all idiots ( even the times when he is wrong)
He always look neat, clean and organized ( I'm the reason)
One time he threw a bowl of popcorn at me and he escaped to his sisters whose because he was scared to come home. ( yes, your man should always fear you a little bit )
I think I'm providing him with the best life he could ever ask for.
Susu000 wrote:
Because he represents me wherever he goes.
So if he looks unhappy, hungry, or messy it will reflect on me. At the end of the day, I'm doing it for myself, for I am him and he is me.
I am the Somali Shakespeare - jeegsbiir
This!LiquidHYDROGEN wrote:Susu000 wrote:
Listen, who is more honest to you than someone who wants you to be your best self?
I start my mornings by making breakfast and making sure coffee is ready by the time he's out the shower.
I then help him get him self together, bag, clothes ( I even make sure he's never out of shoe polish)
I put his lunchbox in his bag otherwise he will forget it in the fridge.
When I come home from work. I cook and clean and have a friendly chat with him when he comes home.
I tell him he's the best man ever and his enemies are all idiots ( even the times when he is wrong)
He always look neat, clean and organized ( I'm the reason)
One time he threw a bowl of popcorn at me and he escaped to his sisters whose because he was scared to come home. ( yes, your man should always fear you a little bit )
I think I'm providing him with the best life he could ever ask for.Susu000 wrote:
Because he represents me wherever he goes.
So if he looks unhappy, hungry, or messy it will reflect on me. At the end of the day, I'm doing it for myself, for I am him and he is me.
I am the Somali Shakespeare - jeegsbiir
Your husband is very lucky, lakiin don't be so candid on an internet forum full of strangers.
Yes that's correct. Minus the very jealous bit. But it's true i am dependent on him too.. And I would be very heartbroken without him.Gaashaanle1000 wrote:This is an interesting thread.
So Susu, it seems like you are the one that is dependent on your husband, as you appear to be one of those very jealous type women, that could never live without her husband.
Well good job, and I hope your family prosper In Shaa Allah.Susu000 wrote:Yes that's correct. Minus the very jealous bit. But it's true i am dependent on him too.. And I would be very heartbroken without him.Gaashaanle1000 wrote:This is an interesting thread.
So Susu, it seems like you are the one that is dependent on your husband, as you appear to be one of those very jealous type women, that could never live without her husband.
( but he doesn't necessarily have to know that I would most probably collapse too)
very lol.Tuushi wrote:This is a very strange thread walle.