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The-Screw
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my neighbor.

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white male, 32-34 years old. 5 foot 9 inches, 165-170lbs. left handed, non-smoker, no visible tattoos, most likely never been convicted of a crime in his life, works 9am-5pm mon-fri, dresses business casual, probably works in an office somewhere, U of M graduate (bumber sticker) wife, probably a high school sweetheart, 30-33 years old, smoker, typical housewife, gardens, leaves the garage door open in the afternoons, drives a separate car, spends a lot of time at home, 1 child, a girl, 2-3 years old, plays in the driveway while parents look on during weekends. drunk!


now, you see. this couple, for the past year and a half has been trying to "figure me out" if you will, i have a routine schedule where i come/leave home around the same time on weekdays. 3-5 days a week they leave their garage open and sit there, waiting for me to pull up across the street, they stare at me getting out of the car, opening the back door, taking my stuff out, getting the mail, walking back up the drive way without saying a word, they just sit there and look. sometimes i wonder if he wants me to come over there and bang his wife or something, (insert evil laughter) i don't know what it is, but it's starting to annoy me, one of these days i'm going to yell at them "what the fock are you looking at!" lol


stay tuned... you might actually see me on the news "neighbor snaps!"



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Re: my neighbor.

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thats not nieghbourly of you.

go over and say hello.

you may even get to bang the wife, who knows.
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Re: my neighbor.

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They probably wondering why you ain't never with a chick. Laughing
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Re: my neighbor.

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Gurey, lol i don't know man. i'm not trying to bang his wife, ( Mr. Green )we'll see.


Garvey, my response to your comment will likely get me in trouble with certain folks here. so i'm just going to leave it at that. Cool
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