Letter From Satan...
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MujahidaFiSabililah
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Letter From Satan...
Asalamu Alaykum
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without stopping to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you.
I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had..... We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people, out partying, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen to and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, ask forgiveness from Him, live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you...... IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR GOD.
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without stopping to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you.
I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had..... We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people, out partying, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen to and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, ask forgiveness from Him, live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you...... IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR GOD.
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Re: Letter From Satan...
nice one sister
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TUUG4LIFE
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Re: Letter From Satan...
JAZAKALLAH KHAIR MUJAHIDAFISABILILAH
Re: Letter From Satan...
anaa wasa the Satan

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masha'allah is too long but Jazaka allah khyr sis thumb 

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TUUG4LIFE
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Re: Letter From Satan...
13A FUSE HOW COULD FACK SOMETING U CANT SEE?
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Re: Letter From Satan...
hes been watchin scary movie 2
Re: Letter From Satan...
anaa wasa satan and his mum .... dont ask me.... i used especial potions to see the shyt.why???
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AccudiBillah waryaa shaydaan iska naar 
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MujahidaFiSabililah
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Re: Letter From Satan...
[quote="13A FUSE"]anaa wasa satan and his mum .... dont ask me.... i used especial potions to see the shyt.why???[/quote]
Acuwdubilahi Menashaydaani Rajeem
Astaqfurllah, seems like your possed or maybe this is a private joke with you and satan I've disturbed?
Acuwdubilahi Menashaydaani Rajeem
Astaqfurllah, seems like your possed or maybe this is a private joke with you and satan I've disturbed?
Re: Letter From Satan...
BaByGaL_8701 mine your business gurls 
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silver-spy
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Re: Letter From Satan...
[quote="13A FUSE"]anaa wasa satan and his mum .... dont ask me.... i used especial potions to see the shyt.why???[/quote]

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Re: Letter From Satan...
thanks for the reminder sis-
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Re: Letter From Satan...
[quote]anaa wasa satan and his mum .... dont ask me.... i used especial potions to see the shyt.why???[quote]
this nigga has a screw loose somewhere... newayz tkz sister
this nigga has a screw loose somewhere... newayz tkz sister
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