What is the funniest thing your father has told you?

DawladSade · Post by **DawladSade** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:19 pm

My father once told me an Mj businessman best friend of his he met up one day in Dubai lamented to him about this "Mareexaan iyagoo badaw u badan, waxna qori karin akhrin karine baan maaro u heli wayne, maantana iyagoo jaamacada ka baxay shan luuqadood dareerinayo baroon iyo bazuukana sida caano u iibsanayo miyaan lasii tartami karnaa". Laughing

p.s. I am not endorsing what the guy said but it gives a deep psychological clue to the fear and intense rivalry Majeerteen have for us. Laughing

xamari_gash · Post by **xamari_gash** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:20 pm

NEVA 2 TRUST A HAWIYE Laughing

valentino · Post by **valentino** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:23 pm

what great fear you have for majeerten Laughing

SweeT-LuuL · Post by **SweeT-LuuL** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:24 pm

neva trust men.

odd i know.

DawladSade · Post by **DawladSade** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:24 pm

[quote="valentino"]what great fear you have for majeerten Laughing

[/quote]

Waa tolkay hadaan la dagaalayo iyo hadii kale anay ii taal soo maaha. Laughing

Sweet_Luul, come again? Surprised

SweeT-LuuL · Post by **SweeT-LuuL** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:26 pm

yup. his for real aswell. he always says it to me.

is doesnt mean men are off limits whatsoever but in a broad sense. u feel me?
and i take it very seriously. Laughing

Cilmiile · Post by **Cilmiile** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:27 pm

I think Majeerteen and Mareexaan have to settle their problems once and for all.

DS, Are u prepared to hand over 70% of your pay packet to the Mareexaan struggle?

xamari_gash · Post by **xamari_gash** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:28 pm

[quote="Cilmiile"]I think Majeerteen and Mareexaan have to settle their problems once and for all.

DS, Are u prepared to hand over 70% of your pay packet to the Mareexaan struggle?[/quote]

HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL NO

DATS DEATH TALKS

gedo_gurl · Post by **gedo_gurl** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:29 pm

"Aabo, maanta si baad u foolxuntahey"...without an explanation Laughing

Sadaam_Mariixmaan · Post by **Sadaam_Mariixmaan** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:29 pm

Never Trust NOBODY

MJ-Pride · Post by **MJ-Pride** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:30 pm

My dad told me one Day:
Look down on Ogaden; and consider them worse than Hawiye
Nin Mareexaan xaqiisa siii, waa mara ku dheg
Nin Dhulbahante ka xigso nin Cismaan Mohamud ah
Nin Hawiye ah inaad hogaamiso maa hane you ku hoogaamin
Walligaa Madhibaan, Yibir, Iyo iwm ha u dhawaan. We have proud history of not having a single trait to those mentioned
Cool

xamari_gash · Post by **xamari_gash** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:30 pm

[quote="gedo_gurl"]"Aabo, maanta si baad u foolxuntahey"...without an explanation Laughing

[/quote]

MA ANIGA

valentino · Post by **valentino** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:31 pm

[quote="gedo_gurl"]"Aabo, maanta si baad u foolxuntahey"...without an explanation Laughing

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gosh you must be ugly then...

and you thought your father was joking. his giving you a hint Laughing

gedo_gurl · Post by **gedo_gurl** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:32 pm

Guys, he said FUNNIEST, not nuggets of wisdom Laughing

Actually, I think the term my dad used was 'qaabdarantahey' Laughing

MJ-Pride, Dawlad etc...I cant believe your dads say things like that.... Confused

Xamari gash....ma gabadhey baad tahey? Laughing

Valentino...looool

Advocatar · Post by **Advocatar** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:36 pm

"son, what ever you do in life, you must know that there's no sex in the champagne room"

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