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Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:45 am
by paidmonk
Sad

After six years of knowing each other and three in marriage, this is the current result. Her father is angered that I'm pushing for children, he's a qabiliste old focker!

I told the piece of shit that he couldn't stop my drive for children and he tells my wife to separate until ---> I <--- calm down!! What the hell is that shit!

For a month I can't see my wife! Wallahi I don't know if I should just divorce her altogether and find a more suitable woman in Garoowe, her old man is wearing me out.

Good night, I'm off to bed alone for the first time in three focking years because of her old man.

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:47 am
by DawladSade
You don't seem like you are over 16, if you are you must be clinically depressed and psychologically unbalanced. If I am wrong, forgive me akhii.

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:00 am
by michael_ital
Give her my number.

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:09 am
by snuten2006
What you mean by pushing for children? You have no kids so far and want one, or you probably want your kid nr 3 or 4?

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:03 am
by Sir-Luggoyo
Maybe you are a Midgan and your father-in-law was tolerant of your marriage but not tainting his blood by producing little Midgans with his daughter. I don't know I am just guessing

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 10:49 am
by FAH1223
[quote="DawladSade"]You don't seem like you are over 16, if you are you must be clinically depressed and psychologically unbalanced. If I am wrong, forgive me akhii.[/quote]

hes 16...

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 10:51 am
by Basra-
No father wants a bi!tch for a son in law. Rolling Eyes

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:52 pm
by kambuli
If this is true..It is a very unhelathy and weird marriage Confused

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:15 pm
by AbdiWahab252
What his father in law is opposed to is the Ancient Jareerten custom of using your brother to fertilize your wife if u can't do the job.

paidMonk has been shooting blanks and now has asked his brother to step in,

Its a disgusting practice Shocked

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:41 pm
by paidmonk
What you mean by pushing for children? You have no kids so far and want one, or you probably want your kid nr 3 or 4?

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This will be child #1. But her father is against it.

I'm not worried though, this is the last straw on the camel's back and its about to break, I'm going to Somalia for a few weeks in July to find a more suitable wife, at least until my current one gets her FATHER's act together.

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:44 pm
by Phd in naago kudis
paidmonk is that ur doll wife u divorcing

man even ur little sisster's doll had enough of u


u bloody retard

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 2:15 pm
by HELWAA
Rolling Eyes

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 2:16 pm
by paidmonk
UPDATE: My wife is Pregnant! I found out this morning! What the hell is her father from hell going to do now!?!?!?!

Cool

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 3:55 pm
by muktaar
[quote="AbdiWahab252"]What his father in law is opposed to is the Ancient Jareerten custom of using your brother to fertilize your wife if u can't do the job.

paidMonk has been shooting blanks and now has asked his brother to step in,


quote]


looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool so true Laughing

Re: Me and my wife are separating for a month!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:30 pm
by paidmonk
Greasy Hawiye tag-teaming for cheap laughs. Continue. Smile