...6 TYPES OF SOMALI WOMEN ...
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:38 am
There are six types of Somali Women;
(1) XALIIMO !
(a) She is very religious
(b) Listens to BBC Somali
(c) She only knows how to read and write Somali
(d) She is very tribal
(e) She knows everybody and their tribe
(f) Wears big jilbaab
(g) For her, there is nothing called 'Date' and anyone interested in her should come to her parent's home officially.
CAUTION GUYS!
She is one of those girl that most Europe and N American Somalis men marry when they go back home only to realize later that the poor girl can't differentiate between a Piriton and an Aspirin!
(2) SAHARA SINGLE
(a) She's over 30 and still single
(b) Economically, she's all good
(c) She drives a RAV4 or a Pathfinder
(d) She's suspicious of all men.
CAUTION GUYS!
She has seen every men and their tricks. So be careful with her. Dont be the idiot who tried to talk to her with some tired lines. Be creative.
3) YASMIN RAGEDII
(a) You will probably spot her wearing jeans
(b) She hangs out around starbucks or you will spot her checkin for shoes she never buys at Filenes or JC peney
(c) She's subscriber's to the COSMO, PEOPLE or VOGUE
(d) She knows Tom Cruise's middle name
(e) First time you meet her she gives you some concocted names like Rasina, Intisar, Tahani, or even Ishawaq untill you realize she's called Faduma
(f) She just finished reading Dennis Lehane's 'Mystic River' and is she's currently reading Steven levitts 'Freakonomics'.
CAUTION GUYS!
The problem with this kind of girls is not that can you date her, the problem should be can you maintain her?. For example, you can take her out to a restaurant and you order the good old coke and fries and there she goes ordering Veggie Lasagna with Jamocha Shake and toppings. Next day your wallet will be hospitalized for severe bankruptcy. I'm not joking guys!
(4) AYAN + MUNA
(a) She probably finished high school
(b) She acts hard to get even if she's dieing for you
(c) She lives with her mum
(d) She listenes to Jubba and samatar
(e) She hangs around with her friends which makes hard for boys to approach her
(f) She says no to first dates (as if first dates should be turned down from the men automatically)
CAUTION GUYS!
It's not easy to bed this girl and the only way is if you tell her you love her very much. She will trust you until she got you cheating and she will never forgive you in her entire life!
(5) SALMA SOO TAAGAN
(a) Every teenage boy knows her
(b) You will spot her in every wedding videos and parties
(c) If there's rumor that tonight party is cancelled, the whole town calls her to confirm the lie
(d) Easy to hook-up and probably you bed her or someone you know did
CAUTION GUYS!
She's falling in love with more men than she care to drop and that's why she's getting played. Guys, easy on her though, she's got a clean heart.
(6) SAYNAB TOMBOY
(a) She's always in the middle of the Boys
(b) She watches soccer
(c) She know Ronaldo's first name
(d) Like a true boy, she changes the lighting bulb at home
(e) She's the one who answers the door bell every time it rings,
(f) Probably this girl is a virgin
CAUTION GUYS!
She's more of a boy than a girl
(1) XALIIMO !
(a) She is very religious
(b) Listens to BBC Somali
(c) She only knows how to read and write Somali
(d) She is very tribal
(e) She knows everybody and their tribe
(f) Wears big jilbaab
(g) For her, there is nothing called 'Date' and anyone interested in her should come to her parent's home officially.
CAUTION GUYS!
She is one of those girl that most Europe and N American Somalis men marry when they go back home only to realize later that the poor girl can't differentiate between a Piriton and an Aspirin!
(2) SAHARA SINGLE
(a) She's over 30 and still single
(b) Economically, she's all good
(c) She drives a RAV4 or a Pathfinder
(d) She's suspicious of all men.
CAUTION GUYS!
She has seen every men and their tricks. So be careful with her. Dont be the idiot who tried to talk to her with some tired lines. Be creative.
3) YASMIN RAGEDII
(a) You will probably spot her wearing jeans
(b) She hangs out around starbucks or you will spot her checkin for shoes she never buys at Filenes or JC peney
(c) She's subscriber's to the COSMO, PEOPLE or VOGUE
(d) She knows Tom Cruise's middle name
(e) First time you meet her she gives you some concocted names like Rasina, Intisar, Tahani, or even Ishawaq untill you realize she's called Faduma
(f) She just finished reading Dennis Lehane's 'Mystic River' and is she's currently reading Steven levitts 'Freakonomics'.
CAUTION GUYS!
The problem with this kind of girls is not that can you date her, the problem should be can you maintain her?. For example, you can take her out to a restaurant and you order the good old coke and fries and there she goes ordering Veggie Lasagna with Jamocha Shake and toppings. Next day your wallet will be hospitalized for severe bankruptcy. I'm not joking guys!
(4) AYAN + MUNA
(a) She probably finished high school
(b) She acts hard to get even if she's dieing for you
(c) She lives with her mum
(d) She listenes to Jubba and samatar
(e) She hangs around with her friends which makes hard for boys to approach her
(f) She says no to first dates (as if first dates should be turned down from the men automatically)
CAUTION GUYS!
It's not easy to bed this girl and the only way is if you tell her you love her very much. She will trust you until she got you cheating and she will never forgive you in her entire life!
(5) SALMA SOO TAAGAN
(a) Every teenage boy knows her
(b) You will spot her in every wedding videos and parties
(c) If there's rumor that tonight party is cancelled, the whole town calls her to confirm the lie
(d) Easy to hook-up and probably you bed her or someone you know did
CAUTION GUYS!
She's falling in love with more men than she care to drop and that's why she's getting played. Guys, easy on her though, she's got a clean heart.
(6) SAYNAB TOMBOY
(a) She's always in the middle of the Boys
(b) She watches soccer
(c) She know Ronaldo's first name
(d) Like a true boy, she changes the lighting bulb at home
(e) She's the one who answers the door bell every time it rings,
(f) Probably this girl is a virgin
CAUTION GUYS!
She's more of a boy than a girl
