Totally Random
1) I need someone really bad are you really bad?
2) Are you in the army? Cause you made my private rise to attention.
3) That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.
4) Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
5) So… Can I see your tan lines?
6) Do you want me to call you in the morning, or should I just nudge you?
7) You remind me of a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.
Is your name Visa? Cause your every where I want to be.9) Are you tired…? Cause you have been running through my mind all day.
10) So is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
11) Do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk by again?
12) Beauty is only one light switch away.
13) Can I borrow your library card? Cause I want to check you out.
14) I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
15) Sorry I thought that was a Braille name tag.
16) If you were a laser gun you would be set on stunning.
17) If I was you I would so do me.
18) My feet are cold, because you knocked my socks off.
19) Can I get some fries to go with that shake?
20) If you were a bugger, I would pick you first.
21) Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
22) Do you want to see something swell?
23) Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
24) Did it hurt… when you feel from heaven?
25) Pardon me, are you in heat?!
26) So, you're a girl huh?
27) Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn’t floppy.
28) Pardon me; have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
29) Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
30) My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
31) Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
32) Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
33) This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
34) I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
35) I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
36) Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
37) Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
38) Its not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
39) There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
40) Lets get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
41) I’m no baby making machine… but I like to practice!
42) Are your ankles having a party??? Maybe your pants should join them.
43) That shirt is becoming on you, and if I were on you, I’d be coming too!
44) So what is your name?... I want to tell Santa what I want for Christmas!
45) How do you want your eggs in the morning… scrambled, hard-boiled, or fertilized?
46) Why don’t you come over here and sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
47) Wanna go back to my place for sex and pizza? (No) oh, you don’t like pizza?
48) Are those lumberjack pants? Cuz they’re giving me wood!
49) Guy: Have you ever kissed a bunny rabbit in between the ears?
Girl: No
Guy: (Pulls pockets inside out)… would you like to?!
50) Did you grow up on a chicken farm?... cuz you know how to raise cocks!
51) I have F, C, K… All I need is U!!!
52) Well I’m going to bed…you wanna join me?
53) So…I think I mite be gay, yet, I may not…can we try something to see it I am?
, you're too werid.