####### WELCOME TO SOPHISTICATED HARGIESA#######

[Newboy]

Ah Hargiesa Hadh -wanagsan, so good they named it twice, its one of these places that you not find a stranger with history and good food ’s when you find all sorts of people , from Djiboutian to Chinese. There have been some concerns about getting in Hargiesa of lately, but it’s ok: when they ask you “Are you a dhaqan celis” just say “no” part from that bit things go smooth as possible in hargiesa they will treat like a kings as long as you drive your 4X4 and wear your sunglasses and take of the your cousins and you will be able to explore the city by yourself.

Food? Depends on what dishes you into, there are many different massive restaurants all over the city with smiling waiter
assador to Ming sing , they are committed to provide the most delicious, finger licking ,testiest food ensuring their customers to reap the benefits of 100% organic food and , it doesn’t stop there . You will also enjoy the fine array of tea and coffee and you will love every minute you spend in hargiesa.
What to wear? Don’t worry your people will instruct you before them paranoid qaad dealers make some comments about you as you passes by and one of the best time that you can go for sight –seeing is the after noon as its bit hot in hargiesa in the summer..

Where to shop? Well if it’s your first time, don’t worry and take your time after that for the typical visitor experience a trip to bushaaro, lower market and upper market and you will defiantly see the massive different between the shopping in hargiesa experience and style and the shopping in your own ends, niggas will greet you with smile and sheeko …watch out them hustlers they can spot on you from miles, always take someone with you. Remember you grab your T-shirt cemented on the flag of Somaliland, It’s a new experience and they heard once your BROKEN AFSOMALI its time to sell, be polite, that’s that.

Where to visit? The whole environment is entertaining blad let alone anything else. We love the city baby, why not drop in at and see The General’s prestigious Villa and cool down in his little swimming pool and its locates up the hills of shiek-mader.

Girls? Forget about them flat –chested, mini –hips, xalimos you see in your ends, hargieasa is where you can find them sexy, beautiful,sophisticated and fresh –faced with sparkle, bright eyes and gorgeous smile plus they don’t listen to rap, cook-well and my be you well come back found a wife for yourself. What more can I say blad?

What to listen ? As Islamic state people Somaliland aint into music and all you heard is the Quran verses blaring out from the corner shops, restaurants , and even cars , so if you into music I recommend you to take your ipod with you . I think you know where im coming from, but as the City turns to sophisticated and multi cultural city with people from different places you will probably hear 05 CENT As well as music from some of thour more sophisticated local arts speaking for the streets

Weddings? What annoys here in the UK, is when I see them ooyos and them single mothers turning up in weddings, they leave their sexy girls at home to baby sit so frustration, it’s a huge turn off for the general and that’s what puts me off weddings in the UK, but in hargiesa it’s completely the other way around only teenagers go to them weddings, that’s what hargiesa is all about.

Fancy a beach? Berbara is just round the corner, it’s a one day trip away, just fill the tank of you 4x4 and take few friends with you and some music tracks , barbeques and jus watch the whole thing unfolding in front of your own eyes. No headache, no stress its happy atmosphere. This is not jus a Holiday this is a treatment blad and you I The General grantee you that you will come back all fired up and ready for the nest season to start full of wisdom unless you are a d1ckhead jus like explosive –player that nigga went to Somaliland and guess what he come back being the same old cunt…. What a geek!!!!!!!


This is the place to be, it’s where the sun never sets and most importantly every city in the world wants to be next to Hargiesa. So, smile B1tch you’re in Somaliland. If you know what I am saying.

[Sadaam_Mariixmaan]

fock Hargeisa

[*lady_ice_4u2nv*]

2much TALK

[safir of love]

viva hargaysa

[Burco_ Cartel]

upti how u gonna claim hargeysa when ur cisse muuse i swear u should b writing about berbera or sheikh whats stopin 4rm claimin hargeysa something u,ll never have pride go learn ur history fam

[Guess_Who07]

BURCO BORD WAYN AINT THAT A BITCH

[Newboy]

Burco_ Cartel WE RULE THE CITY AND THE WHOLE COUNTRY AS WELL..IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING

[BaByGaL_8701]

Mr Hergesia Die Hard,, Give a Rest. dont tell me hooyo not booking the ticket,, you're doing your creative writing in here

[Burco_ Cartel]

upti ur tribe died with egal, even arab got more numbers than u

[Newboy]

we are still the backbone that hods somaliland together...... if you kno what im saying

[Burco_ Cartel]

man feels sorry 4 who ever fead u that bullshid muster been marqan, do ur research ur juz a lil fish dnt upset da sharkz

[Newboy]

Burco_ Cartel .. wwaad hurudaa , waxaan u malaynayaa aduunyada warkama haysid, wadankii waa laqaybsaday intaad halkan ka sheekaynaysid you need to wake up blad if u know what im sayin

[Burco_ Cartel]

first of all refer 2 man as sir burco u eurotrash secondly when u do ur research com bak my yoot & man dnt no wat u sayin man dnt speak dutch all tryin b hood or hargeysa cuz ur not none of dem

[Newboy]

blad, you are the one who needs to do the researches, am just hit you with hot facts..if you know what im saying

[Burco_ Cartel]

dnt beg frend my yoot & chat 2 man if u dnt make sense, fix up grammer because kosovan peeps b speakin better english than u