Advice needed

[Madmadoobe]

I havan't had sex for a while and thats because i'm too shy to buy condoms. I usually take it from my friends or get the chix to get it because i don't want the check out lady to have a mental image of me using the condom she sold to me not long ago in her head. I only bought it once and that bothered me terribly, so i wanna know how the male forumers deal with this problem. You think i should steal them?

[Madmadoobe]

Don't shy away man, camon

[paidmonk]

Man what the hell, just buy the damn condoms! Why do you care what the old Asian lady behind the counter thinks of you?

I don't know what other advice to offer.

[Hyperactive]

nin yahow nagha hisho hadee, ma zina ban raba inan sameyo give me advice ma wah rag lala hor yimada?

naga hishoo inader.

[AbdiWahab252]

Mad,

You got 2 choices:

1. Unprotected sex

2. Protected Sex

Just go up to the counter and buy it. If it is any help, go the express checkout and use the automated cashier machine.

Personally, I have no problem getting some esp. at Target which always has them on sale. I always keep a stock in my travel bag, each room in my house and in the bathroom next to the floss (for my visitors).

[Hyperactive]

AbdiWahab252 inanka ha logonin, one choice only bo haysta, ino Allah ka baqo o haram adin and HAVE HALAL SEX.

[paidmonk]

Yeah, Madmadoobe, have HALAL SEX! Use 2 condoms!!

[Hyperactive]

No he has to marry as soon as possible hadoba haram ko fakaray.

[AbdiWahab252]

Hyper,

Are u married brother ?

[Madmadoobe]

[quote="paidmonk"]Yeah, Madmadoobe, have HALAL SEX! Use 2 condoms!![/quote]Using

only one is bad enough bro, its cuts the pleasure to 50%, how do you expect me to use two? I might aswell fantasise about it.


[quote="hyperactive"]No he has to marry as soon as possible hadoba haram ko fakaray.[/quote]

Hyper,
You sound like my dad man, I refuse to marry untill am 30

[Hyperactive]

i'm only 16 nag i gorsane sa ma jirto and it's illegal too. i need to be seventeen to marry.

[AbdiWahab252]

Hyper,

1 more year for u

Seriously, I wish I got married at age 21.

My kid would have been graduating from the XXth grade

[Hyperactive]

if you can feed your self you can feed wife, madan maqal food for one is enough for two and food for two is enought for four.

Haraam ta wah walba ka hon, how you expect Allah to bless you when you disobeying Allah.

[Madmadoobe]

Sheekh hyper tell him bro, they guy is messed up. I think i should get married ASAP man, otherwise i will accumulate too much danbi.

[Hyperactive]

shaitanka yo san ka reyn, la daghalan, that's your jihad from now on Madmadoobe