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Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:42 am
by Madmadoobe
I havan't had sex for a while and thats because i'm too shy to buy condoms. I usually take it from my friends or get the chix to get it because i don't want the check out lady to have a mental image of me using the condom she sold to me not long ago in her head. I only bought it once and that bothered me terribly, so i wanna know how the male forumers deal with this problem. You think i should steal them?

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:01 am
by Madmadoobe
Don't shy away man, camon

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:04 am
by paidmonk
Man what the hell, just buy the damn condoms! Why do you care what the old Asian lady behind the counter thinks of you?

I don't know what other advice to offer.

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:05 am
by Hyperactive
nin yahow nagha hisho hadee, ma zina ban raba inan sameyo give me advice ma wah rag lala hor yimada?

naga hishoo inader.

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:05 am
by AbdiWahab252
Mad,

You got 2 choices:

1. Unprotected sex

2. Protected Sex

Just go up to the counter and buy it. If it is any help, go the express checkout and use the automated cashier machine.

Personally, I have no problem getting some esp. at Target which always has them on sale. I always keep a stock in my travel bag, each room in my house and in the bathroom next to the floss (for my visitors).

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:08 am
by Hyperactive
AbdiWahab252 inanka ha logonin, one choice only bo haysta, ino Allah ka baqo o haram adin and HAVE HALAL SEX.

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:09 am
by paidmonk
Yeah, Madmadoobe, have HALAL SEX! Use 2 condoms!!

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:12 am
by Hyperactive
No he has to marry as soon as possible hadoba haram ko fakaray.

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:13 am
by AbdiWahab252
Hyper,

Are u married brother ?

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:14 am
by Madmadoobe
[quote="paidmonk"]Yeah, Madmadoobe, have HALAL SEX! Use 2 condoms!![/quote]Using

only one is bad enough bro, its cuts the pleasure to 50%, how do you expect me to use two? I might aswell fantasise about it.


[quote="hyperactive"]No he has to marry as soon as possible hadoba haram ko fakaray.[/quote]

Hyper,
You sound like my dad man, I refuse to marry untill am 30 Laughing

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:16 am
by Hyperactive
i'm only 16 nag i gorsane sa ma jirto and it's illegal too. i need to be seventeen to marry.

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:17 am
by AbdiWahab252
Hyper,

1 more year for u Laughing

Seriously, I wish I got married at age 21.

My kid would have been graduating from the XXth grade Laughing

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:26 am
by Hyperactive
if you can feed your self you can feed wife, madan maqal food for one is enough for two and food for two is enought for four.

Haraam ta wah walba ka hon, how you expect Allah to bless you when you disobeying Allah.

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:30 am
by Madmadoobe
Sheekh hyper tell him bro, they guy is messed up. I think i should get married ASAP man, otherwise i will accumulate too much danbi.

Re: Advice needed

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:36 am
by Hyperactive
shaitanka yo san ka reyn, la daghalan, that's your jihad from now on Madmadoobe Cool