LOOOOOL..CHECK THIS OUT!

[*lady_ice_4u2nv*]

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45
mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
And she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet,
But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the
speed to 55
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently...

Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and
the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you
want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."

[xamari_gash]

AIRBAG U KNO

[Gang Green Yunga]

MARRY A BREH FROM SOMALIA WHO AINT HEARD OF YOU

UR FINISHED IN THE UK

[Wild@Heart]

^^^

MAN UP - BEIN A BITCH IS A GIRL FIN ANYWHO BK TO DA TOPIC

[*lady_ice_4u2nv*]

[quote="Gang Green Yunga"]MARRY A BREH FROM SOMALIA WHO AINT HEARD OF YOU

UR FINISHED IN THE UK [/quote]


mustafa,you have a nerve commin back on somalinet,after i cyber bullied you !
i see the you got ur confidence back!
b1tch a$$

[Sadaam_Mariixmaan]

Naago waa Xaasid

[Gang Green Yunga]

[quote="*lady_ice_4u2nv*"][quote="Gang Green Yunga"]MARRY A BREH FROM SOMALIA WHO AINT HEARD OF YOU

UR FINISHED IN THE UK [/quote]


mustafa,you have a nerve commin back on somalinet,after i cyber bullied you !
i see the you got ur confidence back!
b1tch a$$[/quote]


oi stop workin in da acton MARFASH it aint good 4 U

anyways RESERVE a machiin 4 me on friday

[*lady_ice_4u2nv*]

acton marfish?
say wallahi your ACTUALLY serious!?
i beg you go give head 2 dat amina chick
behind sainsbury's!
i'll even give you a pack of tissues
SUSHI mouf!

[Gang Green Yunga]

[quote="*lady_ice_4u2nv*"]acton marfish?
say wallahi your ACTUALLY serious!?
i beg you go give head 2 dat amina chick
behind sainsbury's!
i'll even give you a pack of tissues
SUSHI mouf![/quote]


Oh shiat

BE EAAAAAAASY

B4 i DOGGY you

[military-mind]

[quote="*lady_ice_4u2nv*"]A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45
mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
And she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet,
But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the
speed to 55
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently...

Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and
the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you
want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."[/quote]



women

[wStLdNthug]

^^^^^^^^^

Y DID U QUOTE DA WHOLE TING--

[Mizzy_Xclusive]

LoooooooooooooooooL Dats Tuff

Naago Yaa Kaa Aqli Badiyo Wallahi

[totty]

obviously dis guy aint somali wat somali husband would let his wife drive n tell her dat
white boi flexs

[*lady_ice_4u2nv*]

my dad dont drive,my mom drives him around!

[Ashlee.]

[quote="wStLdNthug"]^^^^^^^^^

Y DID U QUOTE DA WHOLE TING--[/quote]


walla i was finkin da same ting

he quated da whole ting all he said was women and

caaajib