Why somalians can never be terrorists...

[Mystic_Angel]

1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
*2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights - AND SOME .
*3. Pretty people on the plane would distract us.
*4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
*5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why
we're there - and with no ethnic food - we would be too busy complaining -
about wheres the laxoox or bariis??
*6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our
weapons down.- and since we are always right - we would have walked away saying "that idiot ....' and forgotten the weapons ....
*7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
*8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
*9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
*AND MY FAVORITE.....
*10. We would have put "somalia hanoo laato" on the windshield.
*11. cabdi and farah would be blaring, we'd be dancing, we
would miss each others signals ......

[notasalafi]

thats hilarious

[Missing_Link]

Some, or perhaps more accurately, most of the somalis will find this funny or joke. I see every comment has a high degree of merit.

[Miss_sophistic]

[quote="Mystic_Angel"]1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
*2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights - AND SOME .
*3. Pretty people on the plane would distract us.
*4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
*5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why
we're there - and with no ethnic food - we would be too busy complaining -
about wheres the laxoox or bariis??
*6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our
weapons down.- and since we are always right - we would have walked away saying "that idiot ....' and forgotten the weapons ....
*7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
*8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
*9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
*AND MY FAVORITE.....
*10. We would have put "somalia hanoo laato" on the windshield.
*11. cabdi and farah would be blaring, we'd be dancing, we
would miss each others signals ...... [/quote]

You Killed It, No Hard Feelings But We Like Our Life More.

[Col-Leysaan]

In general, I cant stand people calling us SOMALIAN.....we are somali not Somalians.....but....with fanny and accurate discription of maryooley.....all i can say is.....creative...WELDONE