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This b1tch is dumb

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There are three pregnant women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all sitting in the doctor’s waiting room. To break the silence the brunette says "apparently the position you do when you have sex determines the sex of the baby, I was on top so I'm having a boy". The redhead then adds "Well I was underneath so that means I'm having a girl". The blonde then says worryingly "Oh sh*t, I'm having puppies".

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sadaam

are you the blond one?
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Baboon i was the one on top ya sista

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sadaam

i aint got no sissters first of all

and how could you be on top of anybody when all that blubber is covering you manhood? Smile
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how do you know lil Baboon boy? are you a faggot too?

EOMM, How come Isxaaq call them Daanyeer Muuse??
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i belief your nickname is

fat albert

the over grown one Smile

we are nick named danyeer becoz of the smartness of the danyeer

check my avater fat boy
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Hows the Baboon smart

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Re: This b1tch is dumb

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sadaam

you fat bastert

have you never heard danyeers are the smartest think after humans on earth

you fat fock instead of over eating go and learn something at school Smile
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sxb

you know in Somali Culture, being called a Daanyeer is HIGHLY DISRESPECTFUL

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[quote]have you never heard danyeers are the smartest think after humans on earth[/quote]


sxb there's another reason why your called dayeer muse
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Post by Phd in naago kudis »

in waaqoyi it s seen as compliment being compared to such great animal

any way we got the nick name becoz we live in highy mountains area such as sheik

and danyeers live there too

and i respect the dayeers very much

and ciise muuse have no problems or dont cry when called the dayeers

in fact we love our nickname and we shall never be ashamed of it

and my avater says we are proud of our nickname

becoz they are smart and tough walahi

in a fight a danyeer can man handle humans
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