Sex and Laws of The US.

[Karbaash_killa]

What's up with this laws.. do they actually exisit.. and have anyone ever been prosecuted for any of the these "offences"??


Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.

A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. Why? Why? why would you be fishing or hunting? oh and is f-king ok?

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. Is the plural of moose miise?

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. How do they have sex with a permit? Do they stand on it? insert it? the possibilities are endless!

Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. No Dogging for Bill then!

In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. Those f-king whores are ok tho

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.But ok on the beds?

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman’s name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night) Tee Hee, so they have to leave Washington to lose their virginity. There must be a lot of happy faces just outside Washington DC - lucky young men (and women) motel owners etc etc

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. Sad bastards

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

In Bozeman, Montana, you can’t perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.

A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.So a gun holster on her ankle is ok?

Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. Blinds? (can you tell I’m running out of funny?)

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. Doh!

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. What has this to do with sex?

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. For fuck’s sake! How are you supposed not to shoot,,, oh a gun right, Well even that’s fairly difficult I would imagine unless you are soo red hot in bed that you can make her come without taking much notice thus freeing up your hands and mind to concentrate on shooting.

[Brav3Heart]

serioiusly though these are made up right?

[Advocatar]

..................It's a joke mayn, however some eerie laws exist in langaab cities yearning for attention.

[kambuli]

It is made up I think..But I love this one:

A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

Uff

[gurey25]

[quote]In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. For ****’s sake! How are you supposed not to shoot,,, oh a gun right, Well even that’s fairly difficult I would imagine unless you are soo red hot in bed that you can make her come without taking much notice thus freeing up your hands and mind to concentrate on shooting.

[/quote]


it muts be true i always have the urge to pick a gun a dn shoot
during climax

[Karbaash_killa]

walle abtiyaasha wax wee kuu galeen

[Grant]

I wouldn't be surprised if most of these laws are for real, especially the one in Tremonton, Utah. It is easy to imagine that they follow the common pattern where one side of an issue gets the law, and the other side of the issue gets to see that the law is never enforced.

I read somewhere that it is still illegal to shoot indians from the caboose of railroad trains in South Dakato on Sundays......

[gurey25]

[quote="Karbaash_killa"]walle abtiyaasha wax wee kuu galeen [/quote]
aptiyaashay? what do you mean

[Karbaash_killa]

a qaldaan witha a moryaan blood.. still cant shake the AK fetish