The Clinton Cleavage, They’re Real And They’re Spectacular!

[Daanyeer]

The Clinton Cleavage, They’re Real And They’re Spectacular!

Source: theroguejew.mensnewsdaily.com
July 29, 2007



Forget about the Stock Market Plunge and the Drunken Astronauts, the big news story of the week that has all the blogs a buzzing is the Legislative Cleavage of Former First Lady and Presidential Hopeful, Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY).

Of all the things one could talk about where Senator Hillary Clinton is concerned, her cleavage is the last thing I would have ever thought about, so much so that I have never given it one single thougt, till now!



A recent article in the Washington Post style section about of all things, Hillary Clinton’s Cleavage has sparked outrage by those who support the Icy Queen of the Liberal Left.

WASHINGTON - Hillary Clinton’s handlers are so outraged - outraged! - at a newspaper story musing over her showing a little cleavage that they’re urging equally miffed supporters to fight back by stuffing cash into her coffers.
“Would you believe that The Washington Post wrote a 746-word article on Hillary’s cleavage?” senior campaign adviser Ann Lewis said yesterday in the fund-raising e-mail.

“Frankly, focusing on women’s bodies instead of their ideas is insulting. It’s insulting to every woman who has ever tried to be taken seriously in a business meeting,” Lewis wrote.

The offending Post article appeared last week in the Style section after Clinton delivered a higher education speech on the Senate floor that was carried on C-SPAN2. The story’s focus wasn’t student loan policy.

“She was wearing a rose-colored blazer over a black top. The neckline sat low on her chest and had a subtle V-shape. The cleavage registered after only a quick glance. No scrunch-faced scrutiny was necessary,” The Post reported. “There wasn’t an unseemly amount of cleavage showing, but there it was. Undeniable.”

A longtime Democratic operative who is no Clinton fan said it wasn’t surprising that Team Hillary would try to generate a sympathy backlash - and then ask for cash to help ease the pain.

“She looks for every opportunity she can get to be the victim. It’s her playbook,” the party source said. “The question is whether Hillary-as-victim leaves her looking more like a martyr or a whiner.”

A Republican operative mocked the controversy as “a tempest in a B-cup.”

As a self proclaimed “Boob Man”, I can honestly tell you that I have never, ever looked at Hillary Clinton’s cleavage. Even after I read the article in the Washington Post, I said to myself….”Yuck Yuck, Pew Pew!!!”

I will admit that I have often wondered what Senator Clinton’s vagina would say if it had the power of speech. And if the first penis could talk, oh the stories that would tell!

As for you my loyal readers. I am giving you an important assignment. First of all, in the interest of humor and all that is disgusting, I ask that you caption the above Photo Shopped picture of Senator Clinton.

Your second assignment is to think long and hard about this……..If Hillary Clinton’s Vagina could speak, what would it say?

I’ll even give ya one to start with:

“Protest male chauvanism, donate to Hillary Clinton’s War Chest!”

Now you it’s your turn to pick up the ball and run with it!

[*jr]

If you think about it its rather ironic she (Mrs. Clinton) went out there and showed her cleavage. Every candidate is prompted and shaped to look good on the campaign trail; in fact dress designers and image personal will make sure certain cloths matches certain group at certain campaign stump. So, in this case, Hillary and her handlers have undermined the scrutiny of the press, and it backfired on them.

Here comes the next Cleavage president!

[paidmonk]

*Jr

This is Danyeer, he posts and runs away. Weirdo.

[Koronto91]

Paidmonk,

Daanyeer is always on-line, watch your back!

[1_londoner]

i feel sorry for your topic.

[QansaGabeyle]

She wants Ina Geelwase's vote.

[The-Screw]

http://corner.nationalreview.com/images ... cspan2.jpg

ew,

[gurey25]

Personaly i would vote cleavage.

i dont know about you guys.

[*jr]

[quote="gurey25"]Personaly i would vote cleavage.

i dont know about you guys.[/quote]

Try this....and vove for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo-MrbLxE8c