your best somali joke

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i have heard this one this weekend so funny as hell let say it in somali for those who can read it

cid reer xamar aa cunugooda america u soo direen , odiga iyo familka intiisa kale waxey dageen carabaha

so the kid stayed in the us for about 2 years
and went back to visit his father and the family in jeddah, odayga was proud of his son and wanted to introduce to his friends, and u know u have to kiss to hands of the elder people, so instead of kissing their hands , the kid started saying
yo ws up ws up yo and giving the elders hi five, odaygii waa xishoodey oh ceeb ayey la noqotay , next day they went to visit other older people he did the say by saying ws up ws up ws up

so the father called him up and asked him why are u doing this son , dadka kaa ween gacantaa laga shumiyaa so what is wrong with u??

the son told his father
dad i have became an american and this is how we say hi

odaygii waa xanaagey and he said listen son i have been married with your mom about 40 years and habeen walba waa ku niikinaayey so do see me anigoo niikiinaayo maalintii??//

[halfoshalfom-614]

waan ku xaartay meesha dude that isnt funny

[Mrs Musika man]

XABSIGA HARGEISA SOMALILAND


Police: qabilke tahay adiga.
1st person: habarjecel.
Police: adigane.
2nd person: habar yunis.
Police: saax.
Police: adigane
3rd person: aniga.
Police: haa sheeg.
3rd person: ? ?
Police: hadal.
3rd person: een... een... habar kuley......
Police, 1st person, 2nd person: dila! dila! dila!

[biko]

this guy in baadiye was about to have sex in this bool. as he got naked and just before he had a chance to do the nasty, nomad style, a baby started crying outloud. after couple of minute, he tell his xalimo...dhabar ka ii so saar cunuga, luxluxidu ku amuusiye...lol...surely enough it worked. after he finished as he stood in the middle of that mud-house, the xalimos family got back and walked in on them; without even thinking, the xalimo screams, tuuga qabta! before he knew what was happeneing he was on his heels, runing for his life and the whole family in hot pursuit. he tried everything but couldnt shake them off and couldnt figure out why were they still on his tail; untill he realised that he still had the baby on his back.

it sounded more fannier when told in somali.

[The_Emperior5]

K F C

KA FARXI CALOOSHA

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[quote="halfoshalfom-614"]waan ku xaartay meesha dude that isnt funny [/quote]


aboow xaar hadaad rabtid in lagaa keeno iam ready let me get my condom