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[b]Pick the month you were born in:[/b]


Jan - I cuddled with


Feb - I killed


Mar - I ran shirtless with


Apr - I raped


May - I killed


Jun - I banged


Jul - I needed


Aug - I ran naked with


Sept - I stabbed


Oct - I ate out


Nov - I slept with


Dec - I smoked with

[b]Pick the day you where born on:
[/b]

01 - the kool-aid man


02 - a horse


03 - a pornstar


04 - a toothbrush


05 - Santa Claus


06 - a bag of weed


07 - a prostitute


08 - a jew


09 - a ninja


10 - a homo


11 - Paris Hilton


12 - the trojan man


13 - a****


14 - a cat


15 - a pickle


16 - a glass of milk


17 - a bisexual


18 - YOUR MOM (mam)


19 - an orange


20 - a crackhead


21 - a bowl of cereal


22 - an easter egg


23 - my ex


24 - a condom


25 - a jar of honey


26 - a lesbian


27 - a homeless guy


28 - a french fry


29 - your dealer


30 - a stripper


31 - Ur grandma

[b]Pick the colour of the top your wearing now:
[/b]

White - Because thats how i roll


Black - because im sexy as hell


Pink - Because the lil people told me to


Red - because I have AMAZING boobs

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous


Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay


Gray - because I love marijuana


Other - because I have double D's


Green - because I'm beautiful


Orange - because I smoke crack


Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose


Brown - because i had to


Shirtless - because I've got abs

i needed a a crackhead Because thats how i roll

AHAHHAAH LOOOL i raped a koolaid man b/c i love marijuana....LOOL NOT SERIOUS!!! HEYY BABES URS WAS FUNNY LOOL

I needed a prostitute because thats how a roll

I stabbed..................because I'm sexy as hell. Thats possible.

who did u stab????lool

Born July 15, and I'm wearing a Purple shirt.

I needed a pickle because I'm gay. WTF!

[quote="paidmonk"]Born July 15, and I'm wearing a Purple shirt.

I needed a pickle because I'm gay. WTF! [/quote]



U are offically my favority poster after Gatspy offcourse.


Miz Prez,

Well sorry I cant tell U the date.

oooooooooooo oh kk loool i was wondering wtf was .......... loool n y u put it.... me im chillian at work lool bored as hell so i decided 2 crack myself up by doin this so random i kno but yeahhh ismahan all good babes

I raped your MOM becuase that how i roll




damn i dont recall raping anyone,
except that one time, but it was all fantasy play and my chicks idea

(freak)

mizz_prezidential3 do your work n stop surffing the net.

loooooooooooooool i think your at work 2 loooool....wink wink lmfao

loooool no exposing mizz_prezidential3 or I will killyou.

[quote="Girls Rule"]loooool no exposing mizz_prezidential3 or I will killyou.[/quote]

I LOVE U 2 BABY

Love you much more as long you come to the gym with me and stop buying a big Mc.loooooool