There once was a guy names Ahmed.
and he was really obsessed wit the internet.
one day he was on google,
and it was there that he came across somalinet.
He decide to make an account,
so that he could post replys and make new threads.
But he didnt realise that 1 day,
this place would tear him to shreads.
All was well for a year or 2,
becoz he was super s/net heavyweight at last.
But then he got bored of the place,
and said " f.uck it! ma time here has passed".
He said goodbye to every1,
to all of his friends and foes.
he told them " im never gonna return"
but thought to himself...."little do they know".
He said "im gonna make another account,
and make every1 love/hate me",
so that i can livin this place up,
to just the way it used to be".
But just as he was going to sign up again,
his mother came throught the door.
She said " war ka kac computerka",
while hitting him with a dacas at least 20 or more.
she said " all u do is sit at this computer,
while somking your cannabis.
im sending you to somalia,
coz u aint living off my benefits!!!!!!!".
And now his living in somalia.
his been there for 3 years nearly 4.
He wants to come back to europe,
but his mother still has his baasaboor.
is ducaysane coming back soon
I swear the UK section was mad back than!