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There once was a guy names Ahmed.
and he was really obsessed wit the internet.
one day he was on google,
and it was there that he came across somalinet.

He decide to make an account,
so that he could post replys and make new threads.
But he didnt realise that 1 day,
this place would tear him to shreads.

All was well for a year or 2,
becoz he was super s/net heavyweight at last.
But then he got bored of the place,
and said " f.uck it! ma time here has passed".

He said goodbye to every1,
to all of his friends and foes.
he told them " im never gonna return"
but thought to himself...."little do they know".

He said "im gonna make another account,
and make every1 love/hate me",
so that i can livin this place up,
to just the way it used to be".

But just as he was going to sign up again,
his mother came throught the door.
She said " war ka kac computerka",
while hitting him with a dacas at least 20 or more.

she said " all u do is sit at this computer,
while somking your cannabis.
im sending you to somalia,
coz u aint living off my benefits!!!!!!!".

And now his living in somalia.
his been there for 3 years nearly 4.
He wants to come back to europe,
but his mother still has his baasaboor.

hell no is this topic going to the bottom of the page.......UP! UP! and UP! i say

Doesnt anyone want to know what happened to Ahmed?

you got it in you sis is ducaysane coming back soon

you waited 4 years to bump this topic up?

shit is 4 years old

Abdi...for some reason I was really unpopular back then. No one ever used to reply to my topics or posts.

WestLdnShawty wrote: maybe because you was new..
I remember when I took over this account.. I used to get death threats on a regular basis..


Anyway what happened to Ahmed?

Death threats for doing what

Shawty, topics like this didnt really help my case. [Only 1 reply ]

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=133516

Ps. Ahmed markuu Somalia cabaar joogey buu wadanka la qabsadey. Markii dambe inan yar oo Reer miya buu guursadey, dhowr carrur'na wuu leeyahay. Hooyo returned hes passport back to him btw.

for some reason, this is the first song that came to mind when i read the last lines of the story:

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

1_londoner wrote:Shawty, topics like this didnt really help my case. [Only 1 reply ]

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=133516

Ps. Ahmed markuu Somalia cabaar joogey buu wadanka la qabsadey. Markii dambe inan yar oo Reer miya buu guursadey, dhowr carrur'na wuu leeyahay. Hooyo returned hes passport back to him btw.

@ 1 reply.. Miskiin
I;ve gotta admit you was a little weird though, replying to your own topics No wonder people used to ignore you..

Miskiin@ poor Ahmed.. Ingiriiska miyu kuso noogdey at least?

garoweboy wrote:

WestLdnShawty wrote: maybe because you was new..
I remember when I took over this account.. I used to get death threats on a regular basis..


Anyway what happened to Ahmed?

Death threats for doing what

I didn't do nothing.. The original owner of this account must have been hated.. I used to get death threats daily I swear the UK section was mad back than!

Shawty, Wale mooji. Last I heard xaaskiisa baa dooneysey in loo dacweeyo oo Europe timaado laakiin isaga mala wadiinkii buu ka haley.

Oh yeah, I remember the owner of your account. Funny, a little full on sometimes. Had a lot of beef with a lot of members for some reason.