Who is YOUR DADDY ????

[AbdiWahab252]

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child
Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or
putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from
the forms. Be sure to check out #11, and #3...But they're all GREAT.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered
by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived
at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met
that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you
do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone
number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a
letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and
that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so
would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to
me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned
at the same time... Well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World;
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956
Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these dim
wits!!!!!!!!!!!

[The_Emperior5]

ABAHA LA GUUB

[paidmonk]

Amiin!!

[AbdiWahab252]

Emprior, Ibnu Habash, see tahay ?


PaidMonk, warya who is the ugly focker in your avatar

[kambuli]

Alle idin juf

[Megatron]

In musiker mans case, his daddy is Ina Geel Wase.

[Sir-Luggoyo]

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]



11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

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Sh!t, this must be Baller's mamma

[Sadaam_Mariixmaan]

@ Sir Luugoyo

[AbdiWahab252]

Luugoyo: