"I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
"Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
"You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
"Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
"Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?"
So, read any good Surahs lately?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
Lets get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the
room.
Your father must be a terrorist, because you're da BOMB!
Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
That's a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
I didnt trip over my robe, I fell for you.
I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'?!
"After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was Inshallah!"
"Baby, someone needs to chop off your right hand because you stole my heart."
I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
Can I have a picture of you so I can show my daddy what I want for Eid!
"Tell Hazrat Gibrail I said watup, cuz u'z an angel!"
Hey, you free this weekend? I got two tickets to Jennah...wanna come with?
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She Aiight!!!"
