Harti Vs. Issaq, Harti vs.Hawiye, Harti Vs.Harti, Harti vs.M
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:29 am
The Harti are involved in fights at Four different levels:
1. Harti vs. Issaq - Low Level Skirmishes. Usually doesn't lead to much except a few prisoners being captured and exchanged. Boring stuff
2. Harti vs. Harti - Medium Level fighting pitting:
a) Dhulbahante vs. Dhulbahante - The hottest ticket in town. This qabiil knows to fight in style and are very aggressive especially after meal times and the Noon khat flights bringing the Harari.
b) Warsangeli vs. Majeerten - Nice fight except the Warsangeli have become like Iron Mike in his prime who would knock out this opponents in the 1st rounds. The fighting is over as the Majeerten are sent packing before even the results are phoned into the Somali websites.
c) Majeerten vs. Dhulbahante - Usual fight over some scrubbery in Nugaal. The Dhuulos there are karbaashed even while their other Dhuulos refuse because of being under the spell of Haartinimo.
3. Harti Vs. Marexan - This is a long running feud where the Harti make bold threats yet never carry them out. Af-Gadud has failed to even put his Harti units into any action against the Marexan. The Harti collapse faster than the Iraqis during the Gulf War. This conflict is the most boring because it disappoints all sides: Marexan who are geared up for the fight, and Harti who hope for a win
4. Harti vs. Hawiye - The Harti were brave in the first assaults until the Ethiopians leave. Once their boyfriends leave the scene, the Harti flee leaving their weapons and uniforms on the ground. Disappointed, General Gabra, the Colonial Overlord for Kilinka 6aad has ordered them to stay inside Villa Somalia. The most exciting chapter will occur when the Ethiopians leave Somalia exposing the Harti like a 20 shilling hooker in Mombasa.
With so many fronts, where will the Harti fight next ? What becomes of them ?
1. Harti vs. Issaq - Low Level Skirmishes. Usually doesn't lead to much except a few prisoners being captured and exchanged. Boring stuff
2. Harti vs. Harti - Medium Level fighting pitting:
a) Dhulbahante vs. Dhulbahante - The hottest ticket in town. This qabiil knows to fight in style and are very aggressive especially after meal times and the Noon khat flights bringing the Harari.
b) Warsangeli vs. Majeerten - Nice fight except the Warsangeli have become like Iron Mike in his prime who would knock out this opponents in the 1st rounds. The fighting is over as the Majeerten are sent packing before even the results are phoned into the Somali websites.
c) Majeerten vs. Dhulbahante - Usual fight over some scrubbery in Nugaal. The Dhuulos there are karbaashed even while their other Dhuulos refuse because of being under the spell of Haartinimo.
3. Harti Vs. Marexan - This is a long running feud where the Harti make bold threats yet never carry them out. Af-Gadud has failed to even put his Harti units into any action against the Marexan. The Harti collapse faster than the Iraqis during the Gulf War. This conflict is the most boring because it disappoints all sides: Marexan who are geared up for the fight, and Harti who hope for a win
4. Harti vs. Hawiye - The Harti were brave in the first assaults until the Ethiopians leave. Once their boyfriends leave the scene, the Harti flee leaving their weapons and uniforms on the ground. Disappointed, General Gabra, the Colonial Overlord for Kilinka 6aad has ordered them to stay inside Villa Somalia. The most exciting chapter will occur when the Ethiopians leave Somalia exposing the Harti like a 20 shilling hooker in Mombasa.
With so many fronts, where will the Harti fight next ? What becomes of them ?