Somaliland Will Capture Garoowe Tomorrow
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:43 pm
Yes they will...but thats just the beginning
Wednesday: Somaliland forces will wake up in the morning and eat breakfast in bed provided by their dhullo sympathizers and foot soldiers/bytches. After a meal consisting of bread, milk and "recognition cookies", they will march on from Laas Caanood to the heart of puntland administation Garoowe, then proceed north towards Qardho and continue until they reach the commercial capital of Boosaaso and capture it within 7.9 seconds, because they are the mighty Somaliland Army. After hugs, high fives and more recognition cookies to keep the dream alive, they will march south towards Gaalkacayo and do the c-walk in Hobyo just because they can.
Thursday: Emboldened by their triumphs and with a renewed sense of "we're the shyt-nimo", the Somaliland army will decide that since they were under Somalia's rule for 31 years, they're gonna take over the entire country and rename a new unified Somalia as "Somalilandsland" under Somaliland rule. They will march uncontested from Mudug to Xamar and the ethiopian soldier's will drop all their weapons and ammunition and run back to ethiopia because the Somaliland mighty army will be in town. After vanquishing ethiopia and sending the TFG into exile in Kenya, the Somaliland army will further proceed south towards Kismaayo and solidify their control over the former Somalia, which will be known as Somalilandsland.
Friday: Feeling like a million Somaliland shillings, Somaliland's army will drink koob caano iyo shaah and decide Somalilandsland isnt enuff and will attack and capture Nairobi, Addis Ababa, Asmara, Djibouti city and Sanaa in 2 hours tops. After a 15 minute lunch break, they will spread their control over the entire continent of Africa and rename it "Africaland".
Saturday: The new superpower of Africaland, Somaliland, will be shocked and amazed by the power they never knew they had within them, thinking this whole time that they were just lil b.itches who's only use in life was to send their civilians to foreign countries to sleep overnight outside government buildings and protest for "a little recognition around here". Now realizing they are the mighty Somaliland Army that conquered Africa, they will travel from Yemen to Saudi Arabia, conquering it along the way of course (after all, they ARE the mighty Somaliland army), and up through jordan until they reach Israel. Once Israel sees its the feared Somaliland army, they will all voluntarily check into concentration camps and commit genocide on themselves rather than fight the mighty Somaliland army. Once the United States hears of this disaster, they will send a warning to Somaliland reminding them that they are still the world superpower and will drop nuclear weapons on them if they don't knock it off. Somaliland, being the mighty army that is is, will laugh at this suggestion and tell the U.S "is keena" (bring it). The United States will deploy a B-29 with a nuclear bomb towards Somaliland. The Somaliland army will stand on top of each other's shoulders and remove the bomb in the air from the bottom of the B-52 and throw it as hard as they can together towards North America. Shockingly, with precise precision, it will land directly on the white house and Washington and the rest of North America will be levelled to dust. After hearing that, the entire world will surrender to Somaliland and Somaliland will rename it "Earthland"
Sunday: After Earthland falls to Somaliland, the Somalilanders ambition will reach new heights...literally. As a collective "country", they will decide Earthland is not enough and will venture into outer space. After landing on Mars, they'll quickly discover there is life there and come face to face with a martian army. As they're about to go to war and take over Mars, they'll realize the martians are doing the secret Isaaq handshake and will be surprised to learn that the martians are actually Isaaq too so a violent takeover isn't necessary. After doing the Burco Bop, Somaliland Shake and the Hargeysa Hoedown, the army will be on their way to enforcing their authority over the rest of the planets. After landing on every planet and erecting the Somaliland flag, they will decide to rename the entire universe. Following a huge national vote, they unanimously agree on "Universeland". Universeland will not be recognized by anyone or anything.
source: http://www.somalilandnews.com/predictio ... iland_army
calm down u fukkin idoors, y'all gained ground on 1 city (temporarily) and y'all parting like u took over the world...and shame on dhulbahante who support isaaqland, wale hartinimo wax ka ma harin....either way, the idoors can celebrate for now lakiin keep Laas Caanood warm for us though
Wednesday: Somaliland forces will wake up in the morning and eat breakfast in bed provided by their dhullo sympathizers and foot soldiers/bytches. After a meal consisting of bread, milk and "recognition cookies", they will march on from Laas Caanood to the heart of puntland administation Garoowe, then proceed north towards Qardho and continue until they reach the commercial capital of Boosaaso and capture it within 7.9 seconds, because they are the mighty Somaliland Army. After hugs, high fives and more recognition cookies to keep the dream alive, they will march south towards Gaalkacayo and do the c-walk in Hobyo just because they can.
Thursday: Emboldened by their triumphs and with a renewed sense of "we're the shyt-nimo", the Somaliland army will decide that since they were under Somalia's rule for 31 years, they're gonna take over the entire country and rename a new unified Somalia as "Somalilandsland" under Somaliland rule. They will march uncontested from Mudug to Xamar and the ethiopian soldier's will drop all their weapons and ammunition and run back to ethiopia because the Somaliland mighty army will be in town. After vanquishing ethiopia and sending the TFG into exile in Kenya, the Somaliland army will further proceed south towards Kismaayo and solidify their control over the former Somalia, which will be known as Somalilandsland.
Friday: Feeling like a million Somaliland shillings, Somaliland's army will drink koob caano iyo shaah and decide Somalilandsland isnt enuff and will attack and capture Nairobi, Addis Ababa, Asmara, Djibouti city and Sanaa in 2 hours tops. After a 15 minute lunch break, they will spread their control over the entire continent of Africa and rename it "Africaland".
Saturday: The new superpower of Africaland, Somaliland, will be shocked and amazed by the power they never knew they had within them, thinking this whole time that they were just lil b.itches who's only use in life was to send their civilians to foreign countries to sleep overnight outside government buildings and protest for "a little recognition around here". Now realizing they are the mighty Somaliland Army that conquered Africa, they will travel from Yemen to Saudi Arabia, conquering it along the way of course (after all, they ARE the mighty Somaliland army), and up through jordan until they reach Israel. Once Israel sees its the feared Somaliland army, they will all voluntarily check into concentration camps and commit genocide on themselves rather than fight the mighty Somaliland army. Once the United States hears of this disaster, they will send a warning to Somaliland reminding them that they are still the world superpower and will drop nuclear weapons on them if they don't knock it off. Somaliland, being the mighty army that is is, will laugh at this suggestion and tell the U.S "is keena" (bring it). The United States will deploy a B-29 with a nuclear bomb towards Somaliland. The Somaliland army will stand on top of each other's shoulders and remove the bomb in the air from the bottom of the B-52 and throw it as hard as they can together towards North America. Shockingly, with precise precision, it will land directly on the white house and Washington and the rest of North America will be levelled to dust. After hearing that, the entire world will surrender to Somaliland and Somaliland will rename it "Earthland"
Sunday: After Earthland falls to Somaliland, the Somalilanders ambition will reach new heights...literally. As a collective "country", they will decide Earthland is not enough and will venture into outer space. After landing on Mars, they'll quickly discover there is life there and come face to face with a martian army. As they're about to go to war and take over Mars, they'll realize the martians are doing the secret Isaaq handshake and will be surprised to learn that the martians are actually Isaaq too so a violent takeover isn't necessary. After doing the Burco Bop, Somaliland Shake and the Hargeysa Hoedown, the army will be on their way to enforcing their authority over the rest of the planets. After landing on every planet and erecting the Somaliland flag, they will decide to rename the entire universe. Following a huge national vote, they unanimously agree on "Universeland". Universeland will not be recognized by anyone or anything.
source: http://www.somalilandnews.com/predictio ... iland_army
calm down u fukkin idoors, y'all gained ground on 1 city (temporarily) and y'all parting like u took over the world...and shame on dhulbahante who support isaaqland, wale hartinimo wax ka ma harin....either way, the idoors can celebrate for now lakiin keep Laas Caanood warm for us though
