HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

[Niya]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with colleagues, and via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now
have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.

One Student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa during my freshmen
year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and
take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has
already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct. . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine
Being which explains why last night, Theresa kept shouting, "Oh My God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.


Lol@@@@!

[LibanTheHeart]

Their is many religion today!

Who say you are not with us you enter Hell!

So why not choice the one who is must monotheism

[X-unit]

a well constructed paper the student must had a plenty of time to write such a long answer. maybe it was a take home mid-term

[Wareer]

Imperfect logic. It is really very stupid logic.

[shidow1]

I will tend think exothermic....with all the energy it gives out.....how do you figure out the state of the equilibrium......

[Sadaam_Mariixmaan]

DawladSade wrote that sh!t

[Kramer]

I thought u were talking about something serious! this kid is discussing having sex last night, and since he had sex last night, hell is frozen and he is going to heaven! biatch was screaming "oh my God"!

listen: hell will never freeze
it will never shrink, and its on baby!

[Advocatar]

Actually not all hell is HOT!

there's one Cold as ICE, I am talking about kazallion more times more cold then the coldest place on earth.

[Angelin@]

I laughed so hard ny nipples fell off..