One of my friends has this mashalla brother

but whenever i'm in their house hes invisible to me

like xaar on my shoe

a few weeks ago i stole his sister's simcard (she thought she lost it)

but she dropped it in her house and i hid it in my left sock

she spent 15mins looking for it

what a dumb b!tch how on earth is she going to find it if its in my smelly sock

i told her i'd get a free simcard from some website, so she quit looking for it

Later that night i put her simcard in my phone and i found her brothers number on it, since i haven't got credit

i used my mothers free 3000 Tmobile contract phone and i rung him up

firstly in private, but hes a modern well wanted ''MANDAM''

so he doesn't answer private numbers
So i rang him again, but this time i missed the '141' bullsh!t, and he answered

i said 'hello' in my sexest voice and one thing lead to another and our convo was booming

like always when i'm chatting to guys on the phone
He had to the kill the moment with the line ''Babes, who are you and what ends you from'', and i told him 'don't watch that'

slang isn't my thing, but i had to do what i had to do

anywho i killed all of my mothers 3000 mins on him that night.
He phoned me back two days later and my mother answered the phone and she recognised his voice and they talked for a while and he told her a girl phoned him from this number 2 days ago and my mother told him he was mistaken, but he was sure of it

BASTARD

my mum called me because i was the only person who used her phone in the last 48hrs

But ya'll know i'm slick, so i blamed it on my dumb cousin (only because shes wild and noone believes a word she says )
RESULT?
Lets just say 'congratulations' to the sister its her wedding tonight

somewhere in the horn of africa

getting hitched to her 30 plus first cousin

Thats what happens to little girls when they take my last 'always pad'
