On the Phone = TopGirl, In the flesh = Shy freshy/Geek

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On the Phone = TopGirl, In the flesh = Shy freshy/Geek

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One of my friends has this mashalla brother Shocked but whenever i'm in their house hes invisible to me Rolling Eyes like xaar on my shoe Rolling Eyes a few weeks ago i stole his sister's simcard (she thought she lost it) Rolling Eyes but she dropped it in her house and i hid it in my left sock Rolling Eyes she spent 15mins looking for it Rolling Eyes what a dumb b!tch how on earth is she going to find it if its in my smelly sock Rolling Eyes i told her i'd get a free simcard from some website, so she quit looking for it Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Later that night i put her simcard in my phone and i found her brothers number on it, since i haven't got credit Rolling Eyes i used my mothers free 3000 Tmobile contract phone and i rung him up Rolling Eyes firstly in private, but hes a modern well wanted ''MANDAM'' Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes so he doesn't answer private numbers Rolling Eyes

So i rang him again, but this time i missed the '141' bullsh!t, and he answered Rolling Eyes i said 'hello' in my sexest voice and one thing lead to another and our convo was booming Rolling Eyes like always when i'm chatting to guys on the phone Rolling Eyes
He had to the kill the moment with the line ''Babes, who are you and what ends you from'', and i told him 'don't watch that' Rolling Eyes slang isn't my thing, but i had to do what i had to do Rolling Eyes anywho i killed all of my mothers 3000 mins on him that night.

He phoned me back two days later and my mother answered the phone and she recognised his voice and they talked for a while and he told her a girl phoned him from this number 2 days ago and my mother told him he was mistaken, but he was sure of it Rolling Eyes BASTARD Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes my mum called me because i was the only person who used her phone in the last 48hrs Rolling Eyes

But ya'll know i'm slick, so i blamed it on my dumb cousin (only because shes wild and noone believes a word she says )

RESULT?

Lets just say 'congratulations' to the sister its her wedding tonight Smile somewhere in the horn of africa Rolling Eyes getting hitched to her 30 plus first cousin Rolling Eyes

Thats what happens to little girls when they take my last 'always pad' Rolling Eyes
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Some story...got dizzy with all that rollling still...
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Bullshit like dis is why I log off and dont come back for about 4 to 5 days.
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[quote="Savaloy"]Bullshit like dis is why I log off and dont come back for about 4 to 5 days.[/quote]


WHY ARE U BUSSIN MY LINES Shocked

FROM TIME I USED DAT ON U


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U FUKKIN GOON Shocked

WHY DIDNT U USE A SOCK Shocked
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