Ala maxaa la is moodey yeeey

[Ivana- Humpalot]

Horta why do Somali guys think they are out of the periphery of "Criminal activities"? They believe they can be trusted, whats that all about....lool yaab walaahi

I was waiting for my brother infront of a chip shop (I had a large box of chips today after soooooooo longgggggggg, Im still dhareereyning and not caring the effect it will have on my hips tomorrow, but thats another story). Anyways the chip shop is right opposite a traffic light. This dude in an Audi (bal yaa u sheegey thats my favourite car) stood himself at the traffic light and was staring like there was no tomorrow. I was on the phone and I could still see him stare.....(He looked minging subxanallah)...rif rif luu u ekaay ...go figure). Anyways he was going the opposite direction. The man had the nerve to swirve around, make a U-turn in the middle of a bumper-2-bumper rush hour, and park right next to me. If looks could kill, I gave him the death sentence stare.

"Abaayo maku sii qaadaa" kulahaa....Usually my response would be "Habarta aa sii qaadee"...(yes I am foul mouthed when people do silly things). How dare he assume I'd just get into his Audi oo so old modelka eh......I mean come on.............2007 la marooyaaa.... aw heeloow modelka 2002 uu weli wataa......booorsh*t. Anyways I was polite and said...."Gaari aan wataaa"....(translation= my house is down the road and im flip-flopping my a$$ back home dude". He was still smiling (which made me wonder for a bit if his mental well-being was in ship-shape condition). Virginia killer kii chineseka ahay luuba u saan san ekaaa...Balo ku degtey dheh.

Best part

At this point, my brother came out and gave me my "package" (which ofcourse I was concealing by now, so this insane maniac doesn't take me for an slob who hogs junk food for the heck of it)..Image is everything, ya know.

My brother gave him one look....walaahi waa qosleey..The dude didn't know whether he was coming or going. He just drove off to the opposite direction, which he wasn't intentially travelling to....

Aaaaaaaaah the joy of having a brother is amazing, ilaahey igama qaaado (amin amin amin)...but the point of this thread is:

WE DONT TRUST YOU, SO DONT TRY IT, BUDDY.................ish

[Kramer]

Basra alert!

[KeligiiJabhad]

Ashleey!

[Alchemist]

[quote="Kramer"]Basra alert![/quote]

[QansaGabeyle]

Yeah definitely Basra or Ashlee.

[quote]which of course I was concealing by now, so this insane maniac doesn't take me for an slob who hogs junk food for the heck of it[/quote]

Why do you care about what he thinks of you? Looks mean everything is not a good answer. I think you are lying to yourself and to us.

[muktaar]

had that dude been a brain dead adoon u would have written ur phne number on ur thong then simply hand it out for the baboon

[Alchemist]

[quote="muktaar"]had that dude been a brain dead adoon u would have written ur phne number on ur thong then simply hand it out for the baboon[/quote]


So true....

[Wareer]

Ashlee

[Gedo_Boy]

say hi to my S5:

http://www.carmagazine.co.uk/images/art ... _560px.jpg

[1nemansquad]

Kibir badanaa tan yar. If a brother offered you a ride what’s the fuss about dammit? You sound like a chick that was on no account approached. And who do you trust if you don’t trust a Faarax? I’m fascinated to know your answer though its way too apparent by now.

You sound like them little toffee-nosed teen’s sxb, blabbing like this doesn’t make you in no look as if your nothing more than another average Xalimo.

Wale waan layaabaa kibir leey maryooley's. To be honest, y'll ain't sh.it these days. Walahi.

[kambuli]

Folks.

Walaahay markii ugu horreysey maskaxdayda waxaa kusoo dhacay...Basra Basra

[HELWAA]

but Basra never write in somali....i never seen her do that

[kambuli]

Helwaa,

Aniga way iga badisaa ee way is yeelyeelshaa..... Dhowr jeer oo hore ayeyqortey intey is ilowdey

[Hiiraan boy]

she writes like somaliyad aka kambuli aka inabaxar

[kambuli]

Hiiraan,

Ma xiligaagii baa la gaadhay? Alla hoogi weyney...Maxaa kugu dhacay horta...Kombow yahow