craiglist salary guide !!!!!!!!!!!

[Daanyeer]

Source: CL

Less than $30,000 = Loser! Put down the videogames, take a shower, and move out of your mom's house.

$31,000 - $50,000 = Cool. You're alright with me man. I hear you.

$51,000 - $70,000 = You're suspect pal. You're on my list. What are you some kind of smart person who learned how to do computers or something? My girlfriend is way hotter than yours.

$71,000 - $90,000 = Must be nice to come from a rich family who paid for your eduction. Epp epp! Zip it. I don't want to hear about how clever you are. You're a f-king tool. f-king bitch is what you are. Goddamn daddy's girl who never had to work a friggin day in her life, I tell you what.

$91,000 - $100,000 = Hmmph. I guess you're ok. You're a special case. You must have something on the ball to make more than that fag rich kid, but still not make 6 figures.

$101,000 - $200,000 = Your soul crushing job makes you pathetic. You think that's a lot of money? This is Park Avenue cooch here baby. Haha!

$201,000 - $300,000 = Cocksucker. Yeah that's right, you. are. a. cocksucker. Just because you're a lawyer doesn't mean you're shit pal.

$301,000 - up = I call bullshit. If you made so much money you wouldn't be on Craiglist e-mailing with a loser like me.