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60 THINGS WOMEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN! PAY ATTENTION DAMMIT,

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....I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE!

1.) Men hate sluts,chickens,pidgeons,hoes etc. even though they f**k them! Hey, its a necessary evil sometimes.

2.) "Hey, what u doin right now?" or "Are you gonna beat the crib for a while ?" ~ two key phrases we use 2 get off the phone with u due to your incessant rambling and mindless gossip, Or u have interupted a very important game of Madden 08.

3.) We may be flirting around all day but before we go to sleep, we always think about the girl we truley care about....
yes this means u! ~Duh

4.) Before we call u, men try to plan out what we're gonna say so there aren't any awkward pauses, but once on the phone? We pretty much forget it all, and make it up as we go.

5.)We do go crazy over a girl's smile, specialy if its wifey's

6.) We will do anything just to get you to notice us, yes this includes but not limited to: Whips with all the bells & Whistles, Jewelry, Crisp Fits, Kicks, Cologne, & or Body Oils, etc. but u knew this already (moving on)

7.) We hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.Unless we're goin for the "Let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize method." which is reserved for those wit extreeme tollerance.

8.) A guy who likes you wants to be the "ONLY-GUY-U-TALK-TO" true indeed.
However, this is not 2 be confused with them ultra-psycho niggas who risk his freedom to proove his love in err, even if it means "Hopping up in the pulpit to Choke the sh*t out of the Pastor, because when he layed hands on u in prayer it seemed he was tryin to turch yo bootay".... smh (no,no, thats not what i meant.)

9.) Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
Yes that sh*t goes both ways, U say it's hard enough being a black woman? great kewl....Now Walk in our shoes,

Exactly.

We get beat up by the world damn near 4 times as much as yall.. we want to know that even though u didnt get the cough medicine u wanted, u appreciate the fact we damn near drove half way across the f**kin city, suburbs, searchin all stores within a 500 mile radius, to get your-naggin-trifflin-ass, that boot-leg ass bottle of Nyquil! Now drink it and shett the f**k up!

10.) Don't talk about your guy friends to your us.....SELF EXPLANITORY, u know? like just on & on & on & on etc.

11.) MEN get jealous easily.....not all, but there is a great majority.

12.) WE are more emotional than we like u ladies to think.....why the hell do u think we cry, tear up sh*t, & kick the dog

when our team loses the championship or gets nocked out of the play-offs?

13.) Giving a us a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make us jump to a conclusion that is

far from what you are thinking. Ergo we'll assume we did something wrong and will obsess about it, trying to figure it out.....ALL

f**kING DAY!!!!

Just so u know ladies STOP DOIN THAT sh*t! It f**ks up our day, we could have had plans or some sh*t!

14.) Men are natural charmers when courting, but we usually are at a loss 4 words when choppin it up with a chick we

really diggin on.

15.) Even though a guy says its okay to have a bit of his food off his plate, we REALLY-REALLY HATE THAT sh*t! I mean

c'mon ladies...if we both eating the exact same food, on diffrent plates.......what's the diffrence between my food and yours?

THAT AINT A GOOD LOOK Ladies....I'm just sayin'.

16.) Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls are our weakness.....that, & a overflowing bank account LOL

17,) Men are very open about themselves. If u get mad, you shouldn't have askedto begin with..
*shruggs*

18.)Your best friend needs to stay the hell away from us, chances are if we go to her for advice about yall?
Well, we all know what that leads to dont we?......Hey dont get sh*tty with me, im just a messenger!

19.) If I tell you about my problems, I just need someone to hear me out. You don't need to give advice.
Just SHUT THE f**k UP sometimes.....will ya?

20.) A usual act that proves that the we like you, is when we tease you. *duh*

21.) We love you, more than you love us. if we are serious in this relationship.

22.)Guys will brag about anything & everything.....u give us enough rope we become "Cowboy Curtis" out this

mawf**ka!

23.) Guys use words like "sexxy" or " fine" to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If we use that, we diggin on you harder than a

undertaker. LOL

24.)No matter how much we talk about ASS, TITTIES, & pu**y, Personality is key...Hey, u have to have a HEAD to complete the statue.
Those 3 things are admirable and desired but if u dumb as hell, what can u do for us?....smh

25.)WE learn from experience not from the romance books that y'all read & take as your basis of experience. i.e. ~ZANE ( shall i go on?...didn't think so)

26.) We worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped and not treading to thin between, but we dont let yall know how much we do.

27.) Men think WAY too much.hell we have enough problems as it is. Yet, one small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make us think about it for hours, trying to figure out just what the f**k it meant.

28.) Men seek for advice from females not other dudes. Because most of us think alike, so if one of us is confused, then we're all f**ked....plain and simple.

*CHEERS-TO MAN LAW SOLID BOND and impregnable fortress*

29.) Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

30.) MEN Try to be as straightforward as possible.Even though we know u frontin when u say u appreciate our honesty,y'all still want us to sugar coat sh*t.

31.) If a Man does something stupid in front of a female, we will think about it for the next couple days,
or until the next time he spends time with the chick.

32.)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.....take notice of the similarities when u first give us some

"Awesome Jawsome"

33.)When a man says he is going crazy about his girl, he really is. We rarely say that. cuz 9 times out of 10 we usually mean we want to "choke-slam" her ass for some dumbsh*t

34.)When a Man asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "I still love u, just get at me later yo."

35.)Men don't really have final decisions.

36.)If a man starts to talk seriously,DROP WHAT YOUR DOING & LISTEN TO HIM. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

37.)If your best male friend seems to avoid you, or is never around when you're with us, we already know whats hood. Dude likes you & is jealous of us.

38.)When a man tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes us want to stop telling you because we don't want or need you to disagree with us.

39.) When a man looks at you for longer than a second ladies, we deffinately know that ass belongs to us!

40.)A MAN likes femininity not feebleness...look it up if u dont know it, then let it marinate.

41.) MEN don't like females who punch harder than we do....unless of course u a rider and hop in any and every fight we get into all for love.
(quiet as kept, that sh*t is a turn on! f**k what u heard)

42.)A MAN has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

43.)Don't fool yourself. We are not Super-Thuggs. Men can be intimidated, and can lose just as well as we can win. Stop trying to start sh*t, and make us fight the world because we used to play football, or are built like bouncers...most big brothaz are peaceful individuals...hell if its that serious i'd much wrather Shoot a nigga than all that long ass fist fightin'. (real talk)

44.)Our honest opinion on your powder room time: Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

45.)Females talk about Females, more than they talk about us, that is your downfall, Men dont run gossip about the next man.
" The next man aint the nigga with the plan"
-Q-Tip "Find my way"

46.)WE hate rejection, but what we really,REALLY hate? Is being sent-off! Our time is precious to us just as it is 2 y'all.

47.)If you are going to reject me, just do it. Everytime one of u trifflin' ass brauds tell me or my fellaz "we're like a "Big Brother, or we're your "Special Friend", or even "good friends", Save your breath, it just my get the sh*t choked out of u! We dont like it, it just hurts even more. Tell us that you aren't interested in a relationship. Plain and simple. Do that and maybe.....Just maybe, we will respect you.

48.)MEN really think that u females are strange and have unpredictable decisions, and are MAD confusing, but somehow that makes us draw even more to u, damn sexy creatures.

49.)A Man would proudly, give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. Then gladly begg for it back after only 10 minutes!

50.)No, A Man cannot can handle all of his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it.

51.)Contrary 2 popular opinion, not all Men are a**holes. Just because ONE is a f**kin' Moron doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52.)We don't like girls who are too skinny.....as big momma once told us, ONLY A DOG WANTS A BONE!

53.)We love it when girls talk about there titties, & pu**y.....well except for when and how often it bleeds...smh.

54.) Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before f**kIN US ...like weather it's a one time deal or not ....if we said: "we just want to f**k" last night, what makes u think we're changing our minds today, or 2 days from now for that matter?

55.)Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

56.)When we palm your ass, or kiss your neck, it means that we want you sexually...oh yeah, and we always get what we want

57.)Even if we refuse it all men are ticklish, some on the ribs....some in other areas...Explore and Enjoy!!

58.)Guys love neck rubs, and when u wash,braid, or lock our hair.It is an afrodisiac of sorts...your touch means allot to us, even though we dont say it. Just pay attention to your mans mood next time u ask him to sit between your legs to do his hair...or if u want to lay his head on your breast and play in his hair.....just watch and enjoy!

59.)Men will test the waters to see how far we can get with you. Even if we don't intend to, it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let us go and we will respect that...well, u might have to let him know a couple times.

60.) When A Man sacrifices sleep and health just to be with you, we really like you and wants to be with you as much as possible....*Duh*

I could see a nigga layed up with an I.V. damn near D.O.A....listenin to u complain talkin bout: Dammit what more do i have to proove cant u see im dyin Bitch?!?!?!

There u go ladies,

HONOR IT

CHERISH IT

LIVE BY IT

AND U WILL GO FAR!!!
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U must be fukkked if u fink ama read tha whole list Confused
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FLAMEZZZZZZZZZZ..........U WILL LEARN TO READ AS GOD IS MY WITTNESS I WILL FREE U FROM YOUR GENERATIONAL CURSE
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[quote="CoNsPiRaCy"]FLAMEZZZZZZZZZZ..........U WILL LEARN TO READ AS GOD IS MY WITTNESS I WILL FREE U FROM YOUR GENERATIONAL CURSE[/quote]

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Shocked i hope you are talking about a hitched couple... because all the things you said does not apply to a girl that is not hitched....

BLOODY HELL WE ARE NOT CADAAN WE HAVE CULTURE AND DEEN! Confused Shocked
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QOSAAL BADAANA!!

IS DIS HOW ALL MEN THINK?? SUBXANALLAH!!

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waiting for the man perfect ladies leads to this.....

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Guys Have A Very Basic Way Of Thinking

I Always Knew Dat

Just Yday My Boi Was Chattin To His Gurl

She Was Pouring Her Heart Out To Him

He Put Her On Loud Speaker And We Was Bennin At Da Bimbo

Dey Really Don't Care Bout Your Biz Laughing

Until Your Da "ONE" Shocked
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[quote="CoNsPiRaCy"]....I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE!

1.) Men hate sluts,chickens,pidgeons,hoes etc. even though they f**k them! Hey, its a necessary evil sometimes.

[/quote]

Shocked Shocked

MI DNT BOVVER KONTINUE COZ DAT SHID BE TRY YH HERD
MI STOP DERE DAT DESKRIP MI DO CHICKEN DOE
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EVERY CHICK KNOWS HOW A GU THINKS....ITS AS EASY AS

A.B.C.

THEY ARE STRAIGHT FORWARDN SAY WHATS IN THEIR MIND!
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nah not realy ...........

guys r hard 2 figure out u think u knw him but then he does sumthin nd u wasent
expectin it .

like last nite my boy put down the phone on me when i was ringin frm denmark hash alie . Confused .nd i reali thought i knew him .....i guess i was wrong
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lol......DAT JUS MEANS HE DNT WANNA CHAT TO YOU

GIVE DA NIGGA A BREAK
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[quote="$LY"]nah not realy ...........

guys r hard 2 figure out u think u knw him but then he does sumthin nd u wasent
expectin it .

like last nite my boy put down the phone on me when i was ringin frm denmark hash alie . Confused .nd i reali thought i knew him .....i guess i was wrong[/quote]

Laughing Laughing you should wait for a couple of days ring him be nice to him ''hey walal sorry i made you angry xalayto'' talk to him another day den BANG ''waryaa who you thing you are shidh arsee '' den he will be like ''huh Confused '' den put da fone down on him.. don't get mad get even!

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