"This is like a f'king hostage situation. I don't know how to get the focker out. He's on the upper level of my house and I'm holed up in the living room. This bastard is probably chewing up my Xbox cords or pissing on my iPod, this is so scary.
Is there anyway to get the bastard out? I just put on 3 layers of sweatshirts, a skullcap, and some ski gloves, and I also have a rake, I'm ready to go in, any time now."
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"I just came back from Jihad and I destroyed that MUNAFIQ squirrel. I went in strapped with 3 layers of clothing, face protection, boots, a rake, and a blanket for a shield and I raided my closet, my cabinets, under the bed, and confiscated the window for an exit trail -- nothing to be found; he's most likely in hiding like the rest of his kind.
I have won this day. Amin."
