Actual AP Headline..Pillsbury Doughboy attempted homicide

[Gedo_Boy]

"KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) "


Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and
she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Linda replied
that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.

The man called the p aramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When
they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the
back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out,
but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
until someone noticed and came to her aid.

[Naaima]

Salam alaikum


weird..haha thats funny!