Upgrade Your Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0

[AbdiWahab252]

Some funny shiid I read today:




Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Shukaansi 10.3 and Baashaal 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?

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I found that if you install Mistress 1.0 on the same drive Wife 1.0 , Wife 1.0 will un-install automatically, but it will also delete you quicken money files in the process and possibly remove child 1 and child 2 forever.

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Solution: Don't install Mistress at any time. If Mistress 1.0 is a consideration, Remove Wife 1.0 first. Will solve all problems.

A different perspective.

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Similar to the problems with removing Internet Explorer 4, once installed, the removal of Wife 1.0 is often a difficult and painful process that can further damage portions of the Operating System. The user should always carefully consider the ramifications of installing any software before installation, noting any incompatibilities between the user's OS, Wife 1.0 and any related files

Answer:


I have recently experienced the surprising results of that "upgrade" myself and couldn't resist responding with some "tech support"... Unexpected child processing is one of the principle undocumented features of your upgrade. While the drain on valuable resources can be truly stunning, the long turn benefits can be awesome. This undocumented feature can be avoided in most cases through use of the P.I.L.L 1.0 patch.


Wife 1.0 does install itself into all other systems. Depending on how effectively you apply proper wife maintenance procedures (communication, love, affection, gifts, quality time, etc.), this profound intrusion will produce either substantial system wide improvements or substantial system wide degradation. (many users experience a mixed bag of results as maintenance procedures for this program require an unmatched level of user commitment.)


Wife 1.0 is completely incompatible with certain programs. Many of these programs are detrimental to system efficiency and health and this benefit is one of the incidental advantages to installation. Others will fail simply because the Wife 1.0's maintenance requirements and/or drain on system resources.

As you have noted, uninstall followed by a "downgrade" to Girlfriend 1.0 will always fail. While it is theoretically possible to purge the system of Wife 1.0 and install a copy of Girlfriend 2.0, this process is costly and filled with many unexpected and unpredictable problems. Many users find themselves upgrading Girlfriend 2.0 to Wife 2.0 only to find that Wife 1.0 was a better install than they originally appreciated.

Female users who are considering this upgrade their Boyfriend 1.0 are urged to evaluate the changes to their system carefully. The potential improvements in overall system productivity and stability are awesome but entail profound changes in overall system priorities and resource allocation.

Your "system" will never be the same

[zulaika]

loooool

abdi,

that's what happens when new software is installed on old machines.

solution:
upgrade hardware(boyfriend 1.0) first before installing wife 1.0

[AbdiWahab252]

Zulaika,

LOOOOOOL.

That is an expensive and time consuming upgrade.

Personally, I believe in having fresh new installs from time to time.

[AyeeyoH]

Weird......How can you write so much when i cant write more the one line...

[zulaika]

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Zulaika,

LOOOOOOL.

That is an expensive and time consuming upgrade.

Personally, I believe in having fresh new installs from time to time.[/quote]

expensive? then don't upgrade till u you're able to flip the notes son.lol.

anwways..

U need a real woman in ur life
(That's a good look)
Taking care of home and still fly
(That's a good look)
And I'ma help u build up ur account
(That's a good look, better yet a hood look)
(But ladies that's a good look)
Believe me

When ur in the big meetings for the mils
(That's a good look)
U take me just to compliment the deal
(That's a good look)
And anything u cop I split the bill
(That's a good look, better yet a hood look)
(But ladies that's a good look)
Believe me

Partner let me upgrade u, Audemars Piguet u
Switch your necktie to purple labels
Upgrade u, I can up, can I up, let me upgrade u
Partner let me upgrade u

Partner let me upgrade u, flip a new page
Introduce u to some new things and
Upgrade u, I can up, can I up, let me upgrade u
Partner let me upgrade u

I can do for u what Martin did for the people
Ran by the man but the women keep the tempo
It's very seldom that ur blessed to find ur equal
Still play my part and let u take the lead role, believe me

I'll follow, this could be easy
I'll be the help whenever u need me
I see ur hustle, with my hustle I can keep u
Focused on ur focus, I can feed u

[AbdiWahab252]

Zulaika,

There are a lot of Windows Xalimo Platforms (XP) out there. Initially things work great until XP becomes unstable, slow, requires constant upgrades & $$ for programs, vulnerable to malware & the deadly BLUE SCREEN of death.

I am looking for a LINUX platform which is stable, requires few upgrades, comes with a whole suite of free programs, and is customizable

[zulaika]

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Zulaika,

There are a lot of Windows Xalimo Platforms (XP) out there. Initially things work great until XP becomes unstable, slow, requires constant upgrades & $$ for programs, vulnerable to malware & the deadly BLUE SCREEN of death.

I am looking for a LINUX platform which is stable, requires few upgrades, comes with a whole suite of free programs, and is customizable[/quote]

macs then?...they are quite esthetically pleasing aren't they?

ok i'm done talking in binary codes hon..lol

exiting the matrix -->

lol.

[AbdiWahab252]

Zuliaka,

MACs are great: simple, safe and easy to use but cost an arm and leg. Unless I am using her for visual arts, makes no sense.

>>> Pops the blue pill & remains in the matrix

[ORGEONES]

According to Moore's Law, computers will increase two fold in speed every one and a half years. That means upgrading to Wife 1.1 is an imminent factor.