Dumb Dating Questions Women Ask ?

[AbdiWahab252]

1. Have you ever been in love ?

Very stupid question. If a guy says no, he comes across as being cold/heartless fock but if he says yes, the 21 follow up questions ensue.

2. What is the longest relationship you have been in ?

Another dumb one. Say u are honest and say, "Not more than 6 months." You are presumed to be a playa not a guy who is honest about his feelings & exercises his freedom to leave unproductive relationships. So you are forced to tell a white lie and say, "About 2 years."

3. Why did your last relationship end ?

Tricky. You can't really tell the whole truth so you cherry pick the details so that you come across as the victim. Be careful not to cast your ex in a bad light because the future prospect may judge you.

4. Whats your qabiil ?

I get this from time to time. Honesty is the best policy unless you got the inside scoop on what she may be. If she is a qabilist, lie you SOB, Lie and pretend you are one of her peeps. By the time she figures it, you have your mission accomplished and can retreat.

So guys what are the dumbest relationship questions you get from a woman you have justed started dating ?

[MJ-Pride]

Whats the longest relationship you have been through?
If you say short period, she'd think you are a player and if you told her you have been long relationship, she'd shed tear for the girl in question. Either way, you are roasted. Honestly, until know I don't' know how to answer that question


Is Sexy Important in your relationship:
I hate that question. Girls should know that relationship without Sex is freaking' boring. If you are virgin and looking for marriage, I understand that, but when asked by grown sluts, its irritating

[1 double 00 %]

how many girls u slept with? or something along dem lines...

you just gotta keep the answer as low as u can get away with without her thinkin ur lying

[Wareer]

AbdiDonkey, you are quite a dating expert. I agree with you.

[The-Screw]

yeah, that's true, they do ask a lot of questions, whats up with that?

[AbdiWahab252]

lol @ MJpride - I know where you are coming from. The safe answer on the time period is to say about 1 year but Heblaaye moved out of country and you know how hard it is to maintain a LD relationship. About the sex question, honesty is the best answer. If she don't play like that, then its best to walk away.

1Double 00%, - LOOOOOOOOOL - Bro, don't answer it or come up with a quick tally (keep it under 6)


The Screw,

They are just prodding you and trying to determine what game face to pull: good girl, freaky girl and to see where you fit: Future Husband material or Bad Boy to chill with until Future Husband found.

[kampuli]

What kind of stupid person asks people directly which clan they belong to. One may ask you "What city or village are your parents/grandparents from?"
Then you can draw conclusions from their answer. But "walaal qabiilkeed tahay?" is quite dumb question.

[AbdiWahab252]

kampuli,

My grandparents are from Qabdihare & Wajiir.

Now figure out my qabiil.

[kampuli]

Aw,Hmmmmmmmm I know Sacad Siciidkii cuslaa inaad tahay. But from your grandparents villages I can assume some other clans..but honestly you can find out persons clan without asking them specially if you live in the same city..

[AbdiWahab252]

kampuli,

I know you can but why ask so directly. Its happened to me on 4 occasions.

[kampuli]

AW, the girls must have been "jeengali".

[AbdiWahab252]

kampuli,

what is that ?

Personally, I prefer someone who is direct rather than one who beats around the bush.

[kampuli]

AW, it means reer baadiye. So you'd like women asking your qabiil directly. I'm just surprised they dare to ask such questions at first glance.

[AbdiWahab252]

Kampuli,

It beats those who assume my qabiil based on who I hang out with. They are in for a surprise.

[kampuli]

LOL AW, so you don't fly high with your own birds?