3 Types of Somali Women

[Savaloy]

Type 1: Hoes. Straight Hoes. probably about 16% of the Somali Female Population in the UK. They'll ask a guy ''What are youuuuuuuuuuuuu are on Blad''. Head, sex, u name it.These types of girls are probably not gonna get married to a somali guy. If they do, that somali boi must be worse than her. i.e. No job, no qualifications, alki, crackhead etc etc.

Type 2: Not Hoes, but not good either. The majority of the Somali Female Population in the UK fall into this category. My estimation is about 62%. These are the girls that are known for doing too many outdoor activities, such as too much shiisha, clubbin, havin tags, myspace freaks, been out wiv too many guys, seen in too many places etc etc. These girls probably are gonna get married to somalis, a range of guys. i.e. Some could be educated and rich, some mite not be, some mite be just standard guys. But they all go under one umbrella = Wastemen. Sorry lads, if your girl's name is ''Lady somin'' or she is been out wiv a guy u kno, or she told u the other day she went clubbin = your a dikkhead.

Type 3: Wifey Material = These girls are decent, home girls, and take up an estimated 20% of the population. It may be more because so many of them are never seen. These girls are nice, well minded women, who have the ''sharaff'' and decency that only type 1 and type 2 could only dream about. They have the reputation to dream of and have never been tainted wiv another wasteboy or wastegirl. They are in education and fulfil it without havin to do ''Health and Social Care'' for like what seems like 5 years in college. They go uni and marry a decent guy. Their religious side is on point.
They know wag1 wiv type 1 and type 2 and avoid it to all possibilities. They know what guys do, and wait the for the rite guy to find dem. (without searching and exploring like the above types).

Type 4: Other = , i fink ders a remainin 2%, so I'll give it to this. Well basically, dis type is for like others, weirdos, undercovers, cadaan somali girls. Anyfin. You decide init.

[asianinvestor]

INTERESTING

[**weezy**]

I FALL UNDER NUMBER 3

[WasteMan]

^i believe so

[r_u-maadd]

skeen

[*lady_ice_4u2nv*]

blah

[beauty_babe]

i fall under type 3, but only more better

[IZNOGOOD]

Type 3 is very rare these days--maybe 10% if were lucky

[r_u-maadd]

u gusy ever heard of u get wat u r

so if da gujy is a wasted male hoe he will end up witha wasted female hoe

so low da judgin n get on wiv ur lives it dnt get u knw wer watchin face

[IZNOGOOD]

^doesnt make any sense-but nice try

[r_u-maadd]

^^ well baiscaly mate if u r a hoe u will mary a hoe

n if ur a decent guy u wil get a decent girl

[IZNOGOOD]

^give me prove--never heard of that

[r_u-maadd]

well i can always experiment on u

[wStLdNthug]

[quote="r_u-maadd"]well i can always experiment on u[/quote]

DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT----

BUT YEA----

[r_u-maadd]

[quote="wStLdNthug"][quote="r_u-maadd"]well i can always experiment on u[/quote]

DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT----

BUT YEA----[/quote]


why u always watchin face u bicth niga ur always upon ever gals nasso swer down u sound liek a typical xalimo