BIG problem mony somali pple have..Constipation

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BIG problem mony somali pple have..Constipation

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salaam

Common causes of constipation include:

Lack of liquid
Lack of dietary fibre
Inactivity
Stress
Ignoring the urge to go to the toilet



http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/conditions/ ... ion1.shtml



And the worst thing is they share that disgusting info with you....Acuudubilaah.
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Re: BIG problem mony somali pple have..Constipation

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akhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tan Xaarki ku dhegay iya ugu daran... tan Wasakhdeeda meel kasta miyay la geleysa
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Ahem ahem...
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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[quote="LiQaaye_TDH"]akhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tan Xaarki ku dhegay iya ugu daran... tan Wasakhdeeda meel kasta miyay la geleysa[/quote]



Waar this is not about me sac sac yaho.....believe me that is only reason somali folks go to the dr ...just imagin translating such disgusting issue all day ...off..
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once again Akhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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liqaaye

Did i touched a nerve yaa akhi....waan arka inaad tahy dadka babaasirta dhakhtark oo taga...i suggest drink alot of water....
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And why is it that when you really wanna go, it is always the wrong place and the wrong time. Just last week, I was at my future-wife's family house. Then the urgency to go assailed me. I had to go. But because of this focking Mexican food I ate earlier, the thing was immense and much bigger than usual and clogged the whole thing. What a focking bad timing. And right after I came out, my future mother-inlaw headed into the restroom. Darn all I remember was seeing mother-inlaw coming out sweating. I felt bad and decided to leave withough even bothering to wait Shaah-Cadays my girl was readying.
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Inaa Lilaahu waa inaa ileehi raajicuun!
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[quote="guhad122"]And why is it that when you really wanna go, it is always the wrong place and the wrong time. Just last week, I was at my future-wife's family house. Then the urgency to go assailed me. I had to go. But because of this focking Mexican food I ate earlier, the thing was immense and much bigger than usual and clogged the whole thing. What a focking bad timing. And right after I came out, my future mother-inlaw headed into the restroom. Darn all I remember was seeing mother-inlaw coming out sweating. I felt bad and decided to leave withough even bothering to wait Shaah-Cadays my girl was readying.[/quote]

ouch!!!
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i have this in my mind, womans dont fart, and shit.....
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guhud....that was to much info..

kambuli maxaad la yaabtey walaal....can you imagin i was translating for 2 hours about CONSTIPATION today....i could't eat my lunch after that.
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Liqaaye;
Saaxiib I think when cute girls fart; it is kind sexxxxxxxxxy. I kind like thier reaction in knowing more than one witness is in the vicinity. But don't be in the area when big girls fart!!!
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[quote="guhad122"]Liqaaye;
Saaxiib I think when cute girls fart; it is kind sexxxxxxxxxy. I kind like thier reaction in knowing more than one witness is in the vicinity. But don't be in the area when big girls fart!!![/quote]


akhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

are you for real nigga..............wallahi i cant believe people, when you see them on the streets they look soo innocent, but im sure they are nasty as hell......
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[quote="guhad122"]And why is it that when you really wanna go, it is always the wrong place and the wrong time. Just last week, I was at my future-wife's family house. Then the urgency to go assailed me. I had to go. But because of this focking Mexican food I ate earlier, the thing was immense and much bigger than usual and clogged the whole thing. What a focking bad timing. And right after I came out, my future mother-inlaw headed into the restroom. Darn all I remember was seeing mother-inlaw coming out sweating. I felt bad and decided to leave withough even bothering to wait Shaah-Cadays my girl was readying.[/quote]



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL,

Damn that sounds like something out of a horror movie blud. Shid that IS terrible timing, but dammit when nature calls nature calls. I assume You won't see Hooyo in law until the aroos, lmao....

I'm sure they talked about it too after You left, kkkkk
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