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SomaliNetVille Talks End in Failure

SNETVILLE. Rebel forces continued their push towards the capital of SomaliNet after the collapse of peace talks. The Coalition for The Restoration of Democracy (CRD), an umbrella group for various rebel groups, have been in a long pitch fight against the SomaliNet Government and its leader, Premier Screw. The year long conflict was sparked soon after a coup which saw the ouster of the long time and popular Premier Wiseman and other members of the Supreme SomaliNet Politburo, most notably, the only female member, Lady Basra-. The 12 month state of emergency has resulted in various crackdowns on free speech, consolidation of power and the disappearances of notable members of civil society: Ulema, Cultural leaders, Foreign Dignitaries to name a few.

The latest round of talks between the SomaliNet Government and the CRD held in neighboring SomaliLife ended in failure after both sides refused to compromise on their positions. The chief mediator, Boqor Liqaaye, expressed dismay at the lack of progress and stated:

"It is unfortunate that both sides have refused to see the bigger picture: the welfare of the citizenry of SomaliNet. This conflict has resulted in thousands of people being displaced, hundreds of deaths and massive destruction. It is deeply regretful that the CRD and SomaliNet Government have decided to pursue their agenda without regard to the suffering of the civilians "

The CRD soon held a press conference to discuss the failure of the peace talks. Lead CRD negotiator, PoSH, read a short statement from the Chairman of the CRD, Dr. ICAN. The CRD leader stated his disappoint that the talks were unable to produce tangible results to bring peace to SomaliNet:

"... It is a with at most regret that Premier Screw and his illegitimate regime has decided to pursue its arrogant and undemocratic
agenda without any regard for the SomaliNet people. The government has shown clearly that their pursuit of power means more to than bringing peace to SomaliNet."

The SomaliNet Government held a rival press conference to state its position on the failure of the talks. Chief Negotiator and Information Minister, SadeBoi, lambasted the CRD:

"... The CRD have been behaving like arrogant children. The government came to these talks with high hopes to end this conflict. At every issue, the CRD has refused to compromise. Premier Screw gave us broad authority and flexibility to end this conflict in these negotiations. However, the failure of the talks is indicative of the true aim of the CRD, the overthrow of the SomaliNet government. The CRD is not interested in genuine talks but is merely stalling for time."

The failure of the latest talks and renewed fighting bodes more trouble for the war ravaged African nation of two million.

Reported by: AbdiWahab Ahmed Ali
SomaliNet Times

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You have way too much time on your hands sxb.

Future of Snet

Overthrow the Mareehaan on Snet.

War between Hawiye and Darood on Snet.

Isaaq create own forum called SLnet

After Hawiye take the heart of Snet war between Abgaal and Habar Gedir on Snet

Digil y Mirifle who are stuck in between the war of Hawiye and Darood get starved to death. This triggers the global net to bring peace keepers food aid but those are captured by hawiye warlords of Snet.

Globalnet Peacekeepers arrive and Americannet Rangers and Delta force arrive shortly after

Americannet troops get dragged through the streets of Snet and after that the Globalnet leaves Snet.

14 reconciliations at peace between members of Snet doesn't work

A Transitional Snet government is created to bring the feuding factions of Sne together but is useless

Wadaado take over Snet

The Transitional Snet government brings in Ethiopians to quell the wadaado on Snet this is mostly financed by MAD MAC and Tigreynet take over

Insurgents loyal to the wadaado try to kick out the Ethiopians from Tigreynet from Snet

Seems like I know this from somewhere but its not clicking right now

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To : Somalinet Times

Re:Somalinet Peace Talks End In Failure:

Dear Somalinet Times,

The Somalinet Government headed by Chief Premier, His Excellency Jaalle Screw, has recently read with surprise the article titled "Somalinet Peace Talks End In Failure" written by correspondent Abdiwahab Ahmed Ali.

The Government of Somalinet wishes to announce to the world that no such talks transpired between the legitimate government of Premier Screw and the renegade forces who have dared to cause instability in the home region. In fact, the government of Somalinet has long ago refused to negotiate with the renegade forces. To negotiate with them would be tantamount to recognition of their grievances, something the government of Somalinet does not recognize exist. This is an attack against the people of Somalinet and the government of Premier Screw wishes to quell such a defiance by the might and power of the law. In the latest major campaign, the renegade forces have been crushed and their forces have dispersed into the ountryside. Government forces are now surrounding the last bastion of renegade-controlled territory and the intelligence officers are reporting renegade leader Ican has committed suicide as the coward he was. His mistress and spokeswoman Posh has long given herself up and is now locked in the central prison of General's Square.

It then stands to be inquired, why a respectable newspaper has chosen to position itself as renegade spokesman and propaganda machine. Because of this baseless article, the Government has the power to liquidate the working apparatus of this propaganda machine under emergency decree E7864-4, Section 14. However, due to the mercy of the Premier and his love for democracy and the working structures of a free society, the news paper has been given a second chance. The government than advices you caution and journalistic ethics. This is as much a pardon as could be hoped under the circumstances. You must not be used as a weapon against the People of Somalinet.

Min. Dr. Voltage Guleid-Hersi
Ministry of Internal Security
Chairman of the Special Anti-Renegade committee

lol

We all must support president screw to save somalinet

The CRD collaborates with Tigerenet

AW is Farah adidid that does not hve the ability to control the USC which would eventually turn against each other.

The isaacs could break away from somalinet to form their own website known as somalilandnet, which the web community could endorse.

We must support screw to save somalinet, otherwise there will be 21 years of hell.

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The Somalinet community needs to wake up from their deep slumber and see for themselves the systematic rape of ideals and democracy in Somalinet. One clan rule lead by a despot cannot and will not work and all Somali clans affected must with concerted effort protest and say no to nepotism, no to favoritism, and no to quulified propaganda.

To quote Abraham Lincoln you can not fail in any laudable object, unless you allow your mind to be improperly directed. And I ask my fellow forumers to open your eyes and see the improper and undemocratic direction we're headed in.

Look here Timezone, as long as president screw is around there is no way that the ethiopians would ever think abt invading somalinet.

The CRD are rebels that work alongside the ethiopians to destabilise somalinet.

I rather hve screw running somalinet than some Tigrere, cos screw is somali and thats all that matters.

Hear ye, hear ye Madam Galia.

Support the government Power And A 1000 Years Of Glory all Hail.

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timezone the anti-government forces will be dealt with swiftly.