SOMALINET GOVERNING BODY (MAJLIS)

[Voltage]

Assalamu Calaykum,

We have watched with bafflement as the shameless Laa-diin charlatans put in their best effort to name a Laa-diin government that has been resoundedly rejected.

The people have spoken and it is a Majlis they request. A supreme religious counsel that rules the people with their choice, i.e the laws given and ordained to us by Allah (SWT) if we are to be among those destined for the Rightful Path.

Because of this, a tentative Majlis has been put into place and which will be finalized when we all come to an agreement.

The Majlis is organized thus:


Caliph Screw I ~ Caliph of the Ummah and Enforcer of the Edicts (Laws)

Supreme Mufti Fisabililaah ~ Supreme Lawmaker and Head of the Shura Council

Shura Council:
-Sheikh *Nobleman*, Deputy Head of the Shura and Chief Adviser to Calipha Screw I
-Shiekh Salafi_Student, Shura Provost and Chief Propagator of Shura Ijmaca
-Shiekh Koronto, Chief Law Researcher and Shura Representative
-Sheikh Aiman, Head of Shura Law Office and Author of Dictation
-Shiekh Murax, Accountability Officer and Head of Shura Ethics
-Sheikh Hyperactive, Shura Council Community Liaison and Shabaab Ambassador

Mujaahidun Guard:
-Saifullah Adan*5, Commander of the Mujaahidun Forces and Military Adviser to the Supreme Mufti Fisabililah
-Saifullah Somaliweyn_Commando, Deputy Commander of Mujaahidin Objectives and Military Adviser to Caliph Screw I
-Saifullah Col-Xoogsade, Head of the Southern Command
-Saifullah Fah, Head of the Central Command
-Saifullah New_York, Head of the Western Command
-Saifullah Cali-Gaab, Head of Northern Command
-Saifullah Advocator, Chief Liaison to Community and Recruitment

Diplomatic Envoys:
-Danjire Sir_Lugooyo, Chief Diplomatic Head and International Messenger of the Shura Council
-Danjire Gedoboy, Secretary-General of Diplooacy and Representative to Ikhwaanul Muslimuun
-Danjire Executive, Deputy Head of Diplomacy and Foreign Affairs Adviser to Caliph Screw I
-Danjire Shirib, Chief Diplomat to the West and Foreign Affairs Adviser to the Mujaahidun Guard
-Danjire Zackabdul, Chief Diplomat to the Orient and India
-Danjire Great-Legend, Chief Diplomat to Africa
-Danjire Gatspy, Chief Diplomat to Russia and Others

Woman's Affairs:
-Marwa Naimma, Chief Law-enforcer of Woman's Affairs and Woman's Representative to the Shura
-Marwa Helwa, Deputy Head of Woman's Affairs and Special Woman's Affairs Adviser to Caliph Screw I

Court's Executioner:
-Saifullah Sadeboi, Caliph Screw I's Commissioner for Vice and Virtue

Persona Non-Grata:
-Abdiwahab
-MjPride
-Twisted_Logic
-Ican/Rebel
+Assorted Apostates, Innovators, and Criminals

[Sadaam_Mariixmaan]

waryaa aren't you forgetting the Legend?

[Advocatar]

my nigga saddam, whats really hood sxb.........u been missed around here.

[HAUDflower]

King of Jubbaland, Sadaaaaaaam.

What's been happening? Still working for that Jamaican car dealer in Bean Town?

[Voltage]

Wasallam Saddam. Send me a p.m and we will talk.

This thread is finalized as of now.

[AbdiWahab252]

Notices the overwhelming presence of one qabiil in prominent positions.

This body is a combination of men who hijack religion to pursue their political aims.

The CRD is prepared to fight tooth and nail to defend the Republic from Qabili pseudoWadaads.

[Voltage]

Inshallah, you will be crushed till you are but sifting sand in a fisted hand.

[Tyrus]

fuk somoloniz

[sadeboi]

Dawldaan inkasto tii kala ka fiicantahay,mid xaq ah ma aho, waa sharcidarro in lagu dhawaaqo. Shacabka Somaaliyeed ee s.net, mamulka s.net meey rabto in la kala foggeyo, mamulkaane waxaan uu aragnaa mid jidkaas qaadi dhoono. Waa la qaadhacay.


Suldaan Sade Dhoore

La taliyaha Amir Screw

[Shirib]

From President to Diplomatic Envoy is an insult and slap in the face

[Shankaroon_614]

Why is that nonone ever adds me to their whatever list?? Shankaroon is hurt people.

I see that Sadaam is back :D

We missed u

[Advocatar]

^I am not included too and since I consider myself the most patroitic person here, his whole list became a joke when he excluded alot of people including moi!

[Shankaroon_614]

^Dude are u blind or what? He wrote "-Saifullah Advocator, Chief Liaison to Community and Recruitment"

[Advocatar]

In that case......ilaahayoo noo daa voltage, his government is the light people and stop the munaafiqnimo people and start supporting this nicmo bestowed upon us.

[MJ-Pride]

We will bring down this gardheer Majlis. Bunch of paesedo Wadaads with penchant for radicalism and wrong interpretation of Sharia. This Majlis will be a copy cat of the fallen and disgraced ICU. bring it down!