House Rules: Keeping Marti in Check

[AbdiWahab252]

Do you have house rules for yourself and guests:

Mine are very simple:

1. Clean up after yourself - Wash your dishes & don't leave the bathroom in a mess (shaving etc).

2. If you use up something in the kitchen, let me know. I hate pouring a bowl of wheaties and finding out that there is little milk left. Being early in the morning, Farax may choke someone.

3. No overnight guests & watch your guests - You are my guest, and its rude to extend your hospitality to others.

4. No booty calls - There is a Motel 6 up the highway for $39,99 a night. I don't want to be dealing with weird people after you leave.

5. Don't upset the neighbors - Don't park in their driveway, flirt with them, chat with them.

6. No smoking at all - Take that shiid outside.

7. Respect the 2 week limit on stays. If you plan to stay longer, I can help you locate cheap housing.

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