House Rules: Keeping Marti in Check
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:08 pm
Do you have house rules for yourself and guests:
Mine are very simple:
1. Clean up after yourself - Wash your dishes & don't leave the bathroom in a mess (shaving etc).
2. If you use up something in the kitchen, let me know. I hate pouring a bowl of wheaties and finding out that there is little milk left. Being early in the morning, Farax may choke someone.
3. No overnight guests & watch your guests - You are my guest, and its rude to extend your hospitality to others.
4. No booty calls - There is a Motel 6 up the highway for $39,99 a night. I don't want to be dealing with weird people after you leave.
5. Don't upset the neighbors - Don't park in their driveway, flirt with them, chat with them.
6. No smoking at all - Take that shiid outside.
7. Respect the 2 week limit on stays. If you plan to stay longer, I can help you locate cheap housing.
Mine are very simple:
1. Clean up after yourself - Wash your dishes & don't leave the bathroom in a mess (shaving etc).
2. If you use up something in the kitchen, let me know. I hate pouring a bowl of wheaties and finding out that there is little milk left. Being early in the morning, Farax may choke someone.
3. No overnight guests & watch your guests - You are my guest, and its rude to extend your hospitality to others.
4. No booty calls - There is a Motel 6 up the highway for $39,99 a night. I don't want to be dealing with weird people after you leave.
5. Don't upset the neighbors - Don't park in their driveway, flirt with them, chat with them.
6. No smoking at all - Take that shiid outside.
7. Respect the 2 week limit on stays. If you plan to stay longer, I can help you locate cheap housing.