I had some fine hennessy.

S_lander-boy · Post by **S_lander-boy** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:22 am

It was a lovely day in Amsterdam , the sun was Shining I went to the park I saw 2 sexy girls they where a bit tipsy They came to me and introduce them selfs and offer me some fine Cognac I never drank before but those 2 devilish b!tches where to damn fine I had great time with them and had sex with this evil b!tches.

gurey25 · Post by **gurey25** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:26 am

lol

yeah right...

your first drink was hennesey.

and you somehow know its a cognac

loooool

and those girls just simply had sex with you

S_lander-boy · Post by **S_lander-boy** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:31 am

Well gurey Iam familiar with a lot of things including alcohol I never tried it before but temptations is a motha those chicks where tipsy and where diggin me so I simply took advantage of the situation obviously I didn't have simply sex with me after a hour of chattin utterly nonsense stuff I tried my luck and it work hey gurey you propably have either tried alchol or drink every now and then.

Don't hate the Playa hate game.

Boqor__Daarod · Post by **Boqor__Daarod** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:38 am

another lost qaldaan boy.

S_lander-boy · Post by **S_lander-boy** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:40 am

Hey buddy I probably make more money then you and I am in university In Amsterdam in my spare time I like to have fun fok you you Faqash C!nt.

Cali_Gaab · Post by **Cali_Gaab** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:45 am

lool yeah right, so lets get some facts straight.

You went to the park, saw two chicks, offered you alcohol, you drank it and had intercourse with them?

That is likely, however....at the time fo you typing this shyt it was like 12 noon, therefore you must have went to the park in the morning, had a drink with them, chatted them up for an hour as you just stated, focked dem, finished, went back home and told us about it?
So what time did you get to the park then, 9am?

First time drinking you had cognac and you dont even feel sick miyaa?

lol, we believe you.

S_lander-boy · Post by **S_lander-boy** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:48 am

Cali Gaab your not that sharp he? who ever said I met these chicks today, I said It was a lovely day in Amsterdam , the sun was Shining It could have been any day for all you know but it doesn't matter wheter yall believe me or not iam not trying to prove point here iam JUST FOCKING HAPPY .

Goljano Lion · Post by **Goljano Lion** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:40 pm

[quote="S_lander-boy"]Cali Gaab your not that sharp he? who ever said I met these chicks today, I said It was a lovely day in Amsterdam , the sun was Shining It could have been any day for all you know but it doesn't matter wheter yall believe me or not iam not trying to prove point here iam JUST FOCKING HAPPY .[/quote]

hahaha kulaah my first time, how would you know Hennessey is cognac? waraa sxb waa cabi jirtay waligaaba

Advo · Post by **Advo** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:49 pm

this guy has a history of projecting his dreams on somalinet..........his not very bright either, he made 3 topics within in the span of 3 years beating siyaad barre grandsons to come not realizing the pattern.

just to name a few.......

he also sports countless names like spiderlocks and his fantasy of going to japan and becoming some kind of a master in martial arts.

VainChick · Post by **VainChick** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:12 pm

Yeah right!

This is actually what went down. S-Land Boy was strolling the red light district as he normally did everyday in search of some flower. Since he didn't have enough money to get a prostitute he decided to take advantage of two under-age girls whom he figured were too drunk to fight back. Not only were they not drunk but they fought back and ended up sodomizing him with a couple of broken henny bottles. After 20 mins of brutal torture and immense pain he somehow built up the strength to get back on his feet and walk back to his home.

Goljano Lion · Post by **Goljano Lion** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:15 pm

[quote="VainChick"]Yeah right!

This is actually what went down. S-Land Boy was strolling the red light district as he normally did everyday in search of some *****. Since he didn't have enough money to get a prostitute he decided to take advantage of two under-age girls whom he figured were too drunk to fight back. Not only were they not drunk but they fought back and ended up sodomizing him with a couple of broken henny bottles. After 20 mins of brutal torture and immense pain he somehow built up the strength to get back on his feet and walk back to his home.[/quote]

Mukhtaar, is that you hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
kulaha Vainchick

VainChick · Post by **VainChick** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:22 pm

I beg your pardon!

Muktaaar · Post by **Muktaaar** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:13 pm

the most fuked in the head somalis hail either from Arabia or HOEland

Twisted_Logic · Post by **Twisted_Logic** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:28 pm

[quote="Muktaaar"]the most fuked in the head somalis hail either from Arabia or HOEland[/quote]

Lool! True

kambuli · Post by **kambuli** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:31 pm

LOOOOOOOOOL@ Hennessy....

Folks you won't believe what I thought Hennessy was!!!

I thought the guy was trying to say Hinaaso as jeolous!!

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