ONLY FOR LADIES...WHO ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED...
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- nafisa.bush
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ONLY FOR LADIES...WHO ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED...
Here's how the joke goes....
There are Two Stores accross the street from each other,THE HUSBAND STORE AND THE WIFE STORE. Both store have 6 floors.
Two single couple who are looking to get married go to each individual stores.
The guy went into the Wife Store to find his future wife...
1) the first floor consists of women that cook. This sounds good he says let me see the second floor.
2)The second floor has women that cook and like sex. He stopped at the second floor and bought his wife.
The other four floors have never been visited by MEN.
The girl went into the Husband Store to find her future Future Husband...
1) The first floor consists of men who like children, hmm she decide to check the second floor.
2) the second floor consists of men who like children and have a good paying job. This sounds good but she decides to see the third floor if its better
3) the thrid floor consists of men who like children, have a good paying job and can cook. Wow this is what she was looking for but then again maybe there is something better she proceeds to the fourth floor
4)The fourth floor consists of men who like children, have a good paying job, like to cook, and cleans. THappy of her finding she still wants to see whats on the next floor.
5) The fifth floor consists of men who like children, have a good paying job, like to cook, cleans, and are good listeners. She hits the jackpot but then again there could be something out there better then this. she goes on the next floor
6) On the sixth floor, there is nothing. Just a sign that reads "WOMEN WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED"
lol true
There are Two Stores accross the street from each other,THE HUSBAND STORE AND THE WIFE STORE. Both store have 6 floors.
Two single couple who are looking to get married go to each individual stores.
The guy went into the Wife Store to find his future wife...
1) the first floor consists of women that cook. This sounds good he says let me see the second floor.
2)The second floor has women that cook and like sex. He stopped at the second floor and bought his wife.
The other four floors have never been visited by MEN.
The girl went into the Husband Store to find her future Future Husband...
1) The first floor consists of men who like children, hmm she decide to check the second floor.
2) the second floor consists of men who like children and have a good paying job. This sounds good but she decides to see the third floor if its better
3) the thrid floor consists of men who like children, have a good paying job and can cook. Wow this is what she was looking for but then again maybe there is something better she proceeds to the fourth floor
4)The fourth floor consists of men who like children, have a good paying job, like to cook, and cleans. THappy of her finding she still wants to see whats on the next floor.
5) The fifth floor consists of men who like children, have a good paying job, like to cook, cleans, and are good listeners. She hits the jackpot but then again there could be something out there better then this. she goes on the next floor
6) On the sixth floor, there is nothing. Just a sign that reads "WOMEN WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED"
lol true
- Phd in naago kudis
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Re: ONLY FOR LADIES...WHO ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED...
^^^
have some sharaf and xishood
have some sharaf and xishood
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Re: ONLY FOR LADIES...WHO ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED...
Nafisa bush,
Do you spitt or swallow?
Do you spitt or swallow?
- nafisa.bush
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Re: ONLY FOR LADIES...WHO ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED...
[quote="Phd in naago kudis"]^^^
have some sharaf and xishood[/quote]
what's with the sharaf and xishood?? are you on crack or better yet are you a female?? what the fu.ck is wrong with this discusting piece of shyt? it's jokes if you can't get it then get the fu.ck out.
have some sharaf and xishood[/quote]
what's with the sharaf and xishood?? are you on crack or better yet are you a female?? what the fu.ck is wrong with this discusting piece of shyt? it's jokes if you can't get it then get the fu.ck out.
Re: ONLY FOR LADIES...WHO ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED...
nafisa.bush thanks for that sis, its was a good read.
- Muktaaar
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Re: ONLY FOR LADIES...WHO ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED...
nafisa bush
you will end like waris dire
you will hop on a cab
and u will never be heard from again
Allahu Akbaar
you will end like waris dire
you will hop on a cab
and u will never be heard from again
Allahu Akbaar
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Re: ONLY FOR LADIES...WHO ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED...
it's a joke ppl.... Go easy on the girl...
- nafisa.bush
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Re: ONLY FOR LADIES...WHO ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED...
mad I don't need your sympathy relax it's just cyberworld these are just my usual homofans I can handle little girls
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- suga_n_spice
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Re: ONLY FOR LADIES...WHO ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED...
BALOO
lool i guess we're never gonna b satisfied because that's not even what we look for most of the time!! at least not right now. and how is a xalimo gonna look for a farax that cooks, cleans, has a good payin job N listens??? that just doesn't exist in our world, but of course the other way around
lool i guess we're never gonna b satisfied because that's not even what we look for most of the time!! at least not right now. and how is a xalimo gonna look for a farax that cooks, cleans, has a good payin job N listens??? that just doesn't exist in our world, but of course the other way around
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