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Whats going on down in your neck of the woods ? The Malibu Grill Crew is not throwing down any events.

Are there any events planned in the next coming weeks ?

Ninyahow I have no idea. The Somalis in this area are all hot with qaad, immigration etc. its better to stay away from them. I go to the Somali malls sometimes and thats where I get the scoop of whats going on in the area, lol...

Murax,

Wedding season is starting in less than 12 weeks. So far I have 3 invites and 2 are on the same evening.

I can't wait for the warm weather to fire up the grill & host Wlc to DC BBQs.

Dude I never realized there were a lot of new out of state honies enrolling in MD schools.

BELO, AW aroos iyo balaayo ba ku walatay.lol

I think this summer is your lucky summer. I think I finally found her for you. You two would be perfect,honestly.

Ismahan,

LOL !

Cool sis. I will name my daughter, Ismahan in honor of the woman who introduced me to her mother.

A/Wahab,


Actually I saw this one really nice looking chick that I met at the airport onetime the other day. Talked for a bit, but I saw her with a Spanish bf a long time ago and then She wants to ilkaha ii caday to me as if I'm just a clueless faarax. fck that, lol...

[quote="Murax"]A/Wahab,


Actually I saw this one really nice looking chick that I met at the airport onetime the other day. Talked for a bit, but I saw her with a Spanish bf a long time ago and then She wants to ilkaha ii caday to me as if I'm just a clueless faarax. fck that, lol...[/quote]

*takes notes*

Murax,

I specialize in those. I have brought back more Sisters back into the Dhaqan than the Makhamada.

FAH,

Young man, you need to get on the bike with your training wheels ASAP. Shuukansi is an art.

Young Faahi,


Its called the "Khaariji" game in Somali like "Wax waalagu khaarija".


For instance a friend calls You and tries to hook you up with a girl. Whey the hell is He passing a girl to You that He doesn't want himself? Somethings wrong.


In this case a chick Who MAY have done some stuff on the side wants to wear a gambo give You a pretty smile and act innocent with You thinking You're just a miskin who won't know any better. Thank goodness in this case I knew firsthand but sometimes You won't know so You gotta do research. Just like buying a used car You gotta be a smart consumer. Theres always qofo af-dheer in the neighborhood who will give You the 411 on every girl, so always consult the blue book.

Mudane A/Wahab,

As Fah's personal mentor You have to make sure He doesn't get duped one of these dangerous chicks with a pretty face and a shady past, lool..

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Murax,

I specialize in those. I have brought back more Sisters back into the Dhaqan than the Makhamada..[/quote]


loooooooooooool



But A/Wahab, just like they say "Once a good girl's gone bad, She's gone foreva"

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Ismahan,

LOL !

Cool sis. I will name my daughter, Ismahan in honor of the woman who introduced me to her mother.[/quote]

Naturally..lol

Thanks dear.

Murax,

You better keep an eye on FAH. He is the type to go to the Imam to seek a bride.

Friends do hook each other up. You scratch my back & I will scratch yours.

[quote="Murax"] But A/Wahab, just like they say "Once a good girl's gone bad, She's gone foreva"[/quote]

Dude, as long as she doesn't f*ck my cousins & friends we are good.