How My Paycheck is Spent!

[Kramer]

In America single people are taxed to death!
complained to my boss, how come I only get .48 cents every week while I'm working all this hours each day --so we go to the office and he starts bringing out a long paper -and explains where my money goes.

My orginal Gross pay was $1,222.02
and he starts explains the rest of the taxs and charges

Income tax $244.40
Outgo tax $45.21
State tax $11.61
Interstate tax $61.10
County tax $6.11
City tax $12.22
Rural tax $4.44
Back tax $1.11
Front tax $1.16
Side tax $1.61
Up tax $2.22
Tic-Tacs $1.98
Thumbtacks $3.93
Carpet tacks $0.98
Stadium tax $0.69
Flat tax $8.32
Surtax $3.46
Corporate tax $2.60
Parking fee $5.00
F.I.C.A. $81.88
T.G.I.F. Fund $9.95
Life insurance $5.85
Health insurance $16.23
Dental insurance $4.50
Mental insurance $4.33
Reassurance $0.11
Disability $2.50
Ability $0.25
Liability $3.41
Unreliability $10.99
Coffee $6.85
Coffee Cups $66.51
Floor rental $16.85
Chair rental $0.32
Desk rental $4.32
Union dues $5.85
Union don'ts $3.77
Cash advance $0.69
Cash retreats $121.35
Overtime $1.26
Undertime $54.83
Eastern time $9.00
Central time $8.00
Mountain time $7.00
Pacific time $6.00
Time Out $12.21
Oxygen $10.02
Water $16.54
Heat $51.42
Cool air $26.83
Miscellaneous $113.29
Sundry $12.09
Various $8.51

All I get left was $0.48

We expect the check to be delivered to the mailroom by the end of your shift. No change given.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company he says --but I get very mad for taking all my money and I quit on the spot.