THIS IS WHY U HAVE TO STOP MESSING WITH UR COUSIN

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:31 pm

from the maker of the 2 GIRLS 1 CUP TOPIC, starscream now proudly presents a new production (this time within forum regulation):

this is not for the fainthearted and weak....

it's very old, but I'm posting it anyway. here's more information about the disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin_type_ichthyosis

Independant research shows that consanguineous couples, meaning people from the same genetic lineage have a higher risk of having snake babies. go marry a nice chick outside your qabiil and save yourself from having a baby you're to scared to touch and kiss and show it the love it deserves from you.

Have a nice day folks.

Murax · Post by **Murax** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:35 pm

^^

I'm marrying from Beelweynta Hawiye Ibn Kharji

Far enough :)

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:38 pm

Hawiye is too close, I feel forced to marry a busty, blonde Swedish chick. A wise man must make sacrifices.

Murax · Post by **Murax** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:41 pm

[quote="Starscream"]Hawiye is too close, I feel forced to marry a busty, blonde Swedish chick. A wise man must make sacrifices.[/quote]

I just remembered Somalis are only 8 million people! Everybody's related somehow. But I don't have any Hawiye blood in me going back generations and generations. Hopefully thats far enough.

Monk-of-Mogadishu · Post by **Monk-of-Mogadishu** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:47 pm

I'm going to marry a beautiful Dinka girl.

Our kids will resemble the RRA.

http://www.biodiversityforum.com/g2/mai ... r+Guns.jpg

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Murax · Post by **Murax** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:49 pm

[quote="Monk-of-Mogadishu"]I'm going to marry a beautiful Dinka girl.

Our kids will resemble the RRA.

http://www.biodiversityforum.com/g2/mai ... r+Guns.jpg

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looool

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:51 pm

I do have Hawiye blood running through my veins, so even if we overcome the snake syndrom, I'll still have to deal with the moryan syndrom. Lil junior selling his Lego for some fresh khat and coca cola.

OT: can't imagine what the baby's father must have gone through. all the wareer, yaab and amakaag. Is my wife a snake? Has my wife been raped by a snake? Am I a snake? Is this real? Am I being Punk'd? LOL

Post by **FAH1223** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:58 pm

starscream you bastard

i almost threw up lol...

Oxy- · Post by **Oxy-** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:09 pm

the baby still looked fake

Muktaaar · Post by **Muktaaar** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:21 pm

oxy

take your adoon cum infested siiil 2 the UK
section
u lil whor

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