The Craziest "Islamic" Question I've Seen To Date!

[Koronto91]

He hired a woman to serve him then he agreed with her that she would be his slave.

Question:

Few years back, I needed a slave for comfort and support and to fulfill my jobs, I was able to pay the slave what they wanted and to comfort them too on their conditions. There was a Young Lady who agreed, on our conditions. My slave was only there when I needed her a bit like part employment she came over when I needed her and went away when not needed. We made a contract that she would serve me because she agreed and I agreed with my side.

Hence, this young lady still lives in her parents home and is not marries she agreed I be her master so it gives me the rights to touch her and look at her. We spent a lot of time together and I freed her from the contracts then got married together.

The point is that we get slaves from war time, but when will that come? Here she had agreed. And look after with the same standard of mine.

Is there any haram element in this situation because the master only touched someone he owned, so this cannot be zinna.
-I would like to know the equities of slaves too
-How to you own a slave and what is the sharee condition?
-Can the master and slave have bodily contact and to what extent?
-Is there an age difference limit, i.e. they both can't be same age?
-Can this kept secret or does everyone HAVE TO know?
-What is the minimum age the master and slave can be?
-IS SLAVES ARE ONLY AVAILABLE AT WAR-TIME, IS THERE ANOTHER WAS OF OWNING A SLAVE?
Is it true our prophet (pbuh) owned many slaves, and called one ship?

Answer:
Praise be to Allaah.

Firstly:

What you did with the servant woman is haraam and is not permissible. A servant woman is not a slave woman whom it is permissible to touch and have intercourse with. A servant woman is free and is not permissible for you except through marriage, which is what you did, but unfortunately you did it late.

The contract that existed between you and the servant woman was a contract of employment, which was to serve you in your house. It was not a contract that permitted you to have intercourse with her. You say that she agreed that you would be her master and she let you touch her and look at her, and that you freed her from the contract, but this has no basis of validity in shareeah in the sense that you refer to. A free woman cannot become a slave unless she is a kaafir woman from a state that is at war with the Muslims and the Muslims have captured her. This does not apply in the case which you are asking about.


Complete answer: http://www.islam-qa.com/index.php?ref=2 ... &txt=jihad

[HELWAA]

[AbdiWahab252]

WTF !!!


>> Shocked ...

[zulaika]

looooooooooooooooooooool @ "Few years back, I needed a slave for comfort"

[Murax]

The Sheikh explained it for me correctly. In the beginning I was thinking about "What is in his right hand" but She couldn't have been a slave because She was a free woman and the contract was only employment.


Probably a fat Saudi or Qatari that hired a Russian prostitute.

[1nkaarQabe]

"cannot become a slave unless she is a kaafir woman from a state that is at war with the Muslims and the Muslims have captured her. This does not apply in the case which you are asking about."

Question: If I were to go to america and kidnap a kaffir woman would she be considered a slave?

A) She's a kafir
B) It can be argued America is at war with muslim world

?

[xaseey]

This is the most ridiculous question ever asked by some1...

kani mid waalan oo marqanka meel xun ka gaaray waayee sida xaaji-xunduf

[SahanGalbeed]

AW, what's so shocking??! Your interhamwe "cousins" don't even think in those terms { as for seeking any legality} when they rape women , have them carry their supplies and cook for them !

[FAH1223]

"cannot become a slave unless she is a kaafir woman from a state that is at war with the Muslims and the Muslims have captured her. This does not apply in the case which you are asking about."

Question: If I were to go to america and kidnap a kaffir woman would she be considered a slave?

A) She's a kafir
B) It can be argued America is at war with muslim world

?

No, because there is no Islamic State in the world at war with gaalo.

There are things that cannot be done without a Kalifah authority in place.

[Alchemist]

"cannot become a slave unless she is a kaafir woman from a state that is at war with the Muslims and the Muslims have captured her. This does not apply in the case which you are asking about."

Question: If I were to go to america and kidnap a kaffir woman would she be considered a slave?

A) She's a kafir
B) It can be argued America is at war with muslim world

?

i knew someone was going to ask this question..

[1nkaarQabe]

The whole Idea of slavery does not seem appropriate in this day an age.

[FAH1223]

The whole Idea of slavery does not seem appropriate in this day an age.

Islam doesn't place a requirement on slavery anyway. So it makes no difference. A person gets more ajar for freeing a slave for the sake of Allah anyway.

[Koronto91]

Probably a fat Saudi or Qatari that hired a Russian prostitute.

Money & ignorance is a deadly combo.

I wish I could see the Sheikh's face when he first read the question.


1nkaarQabe,

Some scholars say the correct term is "prisoner of war" because that's the only time such a thing is permitted, but yeah, I agree, this technique is not practical today.

[Alchemist]

I would go straight for Beyonce in a time of war..

[xaseey]

I would go straight for Beyonce in a time of war..

looooooooooool anigana waxaad igu ogtahay missy elliott iyo queen latifah