i will b the humble, kind earthy mother.... who is wise and always gives the best of advice...
or i could b the bra-burning feminist sister who doesnt actually burn her bra's
wot bout u?
i'll be the cook!! each day i will put different types of poison in it, to try and get every 1 sick and watch them painfully gasp for mercy for hours... then eventually they'll get better...
The lifesaver,rescuing malnourished wildebeest from theirowndamnselves,while they whine and bleat:"I'm doing just fine. Do you want to see my backstroke???"