The Problem with Athiests

[KlashneFolk]

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men f-king eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

[Ashlee]

[Advo]

Masturbation can sometimes be wrong and it can sometimes not. If you masturbate thinking about how pretty the flowers are and how you want a puppy, essentially that's not wrong. But most times, that is not the case. I believe that when one masturbates a high percentage of the time they are fantasizing about a sexual partner therefore making masturbation lust. Lust, as the Bible states, is a sin. But masturbation is something that people in general should stay away from because it's hard not to lust whilst doing it.

[KlashneFolk]

Marriage entitles sexual relations biblically. If the WIFE resists there could be PHYSICAL ABUSE CHARGES (yesterday), but not RAPE biblically because her body is NOT her own after marriage, but the husbands.

That's like saying you just STOLE something from a store that you legally had paid for in full.

Logic to the contrary is also proof that America has been feminized, sad, but true. Repent ye double minded.

[Advo]

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

[KlashneFolk]

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

Your opinion as a homosexual is worthless. You are engaging in criminal, abnormal and sociopathic behaviour and have no credibility. You need to be institutionalized in a facility for the criminally insane.

[KlashneFolk]

Satan loves homosexuals.. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow.. The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire..

[Grant]

Can't post again, but this is total BS!

http://theframeproblem.wordpress.com/ca ... -morality/

[Grant]

" Atheist moral ideas, such as those embraced by Secular Humanism, are based on the application of reason to considerations of rights, freedoms and well-being of agents - the self and others. The roots of morality, essentially, are reason, empathy, and a genuine respect for oneself and others."

[KlashneFolk]

" Atheist moral ideas, such as those embraced by Secular Humanism, are based on the application of reason to considerations of rights, freedoms and well-being of agents - the self and others. The roots of morality, essentially, are reason, empathy, and a genuine respect for oneself and others."

Well Said.

[Shirib]

Whats worst Ibliis who knows God exists and disobeys him because of pride and what not, or an Athiest who refuses to acknowledge that God even exists?

[zulaika]

" Atheist moral ideas, such as those embraced by Secular Humanism, are based on the application of reason to considerations of rights, freedoms and well-being of agents - the self and others. The roots of morality, essentially, are reason, empathy, and a genuine respect for oneself and others."

are u an atheist?

[Grant]

" Atheist moral ideas, such as those embraced by Secular Humanism, are based on the application of reason to considerations of rights, freedoms and well-being of agents - the self and others. The roots of morality, essentially, are reason, empathy, and a genuine respect for oneself and others."

are u an atheist?

Zulaika,

Did you notice the quotation marks? That was a quote from the article. My position would have been clear if the board had allowed me to post.

I am a Deist with a Mormon background. But you already knew that.

[zulaika]

" Atheist moral ideas, such as those embraced by Secular Humanism, are based on the application of reason to considerations of rights, freedoms and well-being of agents - the self and others. The roots of morality, essentially, are reason, empathy, and a genuine respect for oneself and others."

are u an atheist?

Zulaika,

Did you notice the quotation marks? That was a quote from the article. My position would have been clear if the board had allowed me to post.

I am a Deist with a Mormon background. But you already knew that.

grant,

i saw the quotations but to quote without commenting would incline one with the content in quotation..don'tcha ya think.

anyways, i didn't know of your stance actually. deist huh..cross-section between atheists and agnostics huh?

[gedo_gurl]

No, it means he just believes in God, no real affiliation with a religion...but still hold some Mormon beliefs because these things never leave you.